I’m Leaving AllDeaf.

Now, you're being judgemental. You can't just come in, make 10 posts, and suddenly think it's time for you to leave. Everyone has their ups and downs.

When I first came in AllDeaf, I talked funny. I talked in 3rd person. Of course, it didn't work out... so I changed my ways and here I am.

Don't leave. You'll be fine. :)
 
GalaxyAngel said:
leaving here for temporary.. probably needs re-charger heavy duty battery and coming back here.. want drill yours... feel'em more!
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:eek2: I blame you because you use the dildo purple one. Your husband was complained, the bed always vibrator and glow purple in the bedroom ceiling and walls. He can't sleep rest of this week. Poor him!

Let Barney rest for 72 hours to re charge the battery. Hey use your finger instead of dildo !! :gossip:
 
GA is currently fingering herself while waiting for Barney to be recharged, heh! just kidding!
 
rjr2006 said:
GA is currently fingering herself while waiting for Barney to be recharged, heh! just kidding!
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:rofl: she is wishing that Barney is there with her right now to help her to celebrate her birthday.

*runs away and hide before GA finds me*
 
ButterflyGirl said:
:rofl: she is wishing that Barney is there with her right now to help her to celebrate her birthday.

*runs away and hide before GA finds me*
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HA HA GOTCHA YOU!
i gonna :whip: whipp'n you Butterflygirl..
 
CODAchild said:
Hello Barney,
I am so sorry to hear that you are leaving AllDeaf. I haven't been on for awhile, and just returned after the Holidays. I am also sorry to hear that you have been hurt and ridiculed. Did you try to get some advice from the Moderators on how to handle this problem? It would be a shame for you to leave without getting some good advice, using that good advice to your advantage. Yes, you are human, you have feelings and you are one of God's children. Remember that God wants us to forgive those who have hurt us. Because if you don't you will walk around with a hard heart for a very long time, you don't want to do that, you want to have a soft heart and be forgiving. Give it another chance before you decide to leave, because now all the members who have read your posting, know now how you feel, and I hope there will be remorse from these members.
I hope you can think things through, and I hope that you will be alright in the future. God Bless and take care of yourself!!
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Oh my gosh, that part made me laugh so hard, CODAChild, you know I love you but hon, you're killing me here from laughing so hard, oh god my stomach.... :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
 
Do you need Peptol?

^Angel^ said:
Oh my gosh, that part made me laugh so hard, CODAChild, you know I love you but hon, you're killing me here from laughing so hard, oh god my stomach.... :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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I'm thinking about the next one I will be gone if they keep bothering me, ha ha ha.
 
i think barney made this thread to get some attention. He posted it and waited back to see the responses he would get.

He is obviously not going to leave. he would've been gone already, and yet he is still posting. which is pretty pathetic.

I feel the same as steel.
 
you guys who are raging against barney needs to take a chill pill.. this thread was created to bring humor in this forum. that all..

am i right?
 
Right Darkangel8603, I think some didn't really read the entire thread, yet jump in too quick.... :eek2:
 
No Fear 23 said:
i think barney made this thread to get some attention. He posted it and waited back to see the responses he would get.

He is obviously not going to leave. he would've been gone already, and yet he is still posting. which is pretty pathetic.

I feel the same as steel.
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Here’s a little clue, Bubba. :squint: This entire thread is intended as a joke! :shock: Since I'm obviously going to have to explain the humor to you, here goes: this thread uses a form of humor known as satire or parody—rhetorical devices which have existed since before the beginning of recorded literature. Everybody got it except you. :confused: Steel was just having a Junior Brain Fart moment.

Here’s another clue (damn, I’m being generous today). :aw: Part of the humor of this thread derives from the fact that (brace yourself) I’m not really a purple vibrator! :eek: I’m a regular member here, and have been so for over two years. Barney is a sock puppet! This thread is intended to poke fun at all the histrionic whiners who threaten to leave AllDeaf but never do, while at the same time injecting some silly fun into the board. This is what AllDeaf was like a couple of years ago, before the all the trolls and the whiners and the humorless dimwits came along and fucked it up for everybody. Is any of this beginning to make sense? I sure hope so, cuz I gotta run now. My batteries just finished charging, and the neighbor’s German Shepherd is looking at me funny. See ya!
 
Barney said:
Here’s a little clue, Bubba. :squint: This entire thread is intended as a joke! :shock: Since I'm obviously going to have to explain the humor to you, here goes: this thread uses a form of humor known as satire or parody—rhetorical devices which have existed since before the beginning of recorded literature. Everybody got it except you. :confused: Steel was just having a Junior Brain Fart moment.

Here’s another clue (damn, I’m being generous today). :aw: Part of the humor of this thread derives from the fact that (brace yourself) I’m not really a purple vibrator! :eek: I’m a regular member here, and have been so for over two years. Barney is a sock puppet! This thread is intended to poke fun at all the histrionic whiners who threaten to leave AllDeaf but never do, while at the same time injecting some silly fun into the board. This is what AllDeaf was like a couple of years ago, before the all the trolls and the whiners and the humorless dimwits came along and fucked it up for everybody. Is any of this beginning to make sense now? I sure hope so, cuz I gotta run now. My batteries just finished charging, and the neighbor’s German Shepherd is looking at me funny. See ya!
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God is dead. :tears:
 
Barney said:
I’m not really a purple vibrator!
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I thought you were.... :ugh: .


Will someone please tell me what the heck is going on?...



:rofl:
 
Now, I wonder who's the regular member pretending to be barney :rofl:
 
I am also wondering who is the mystery person playing as Barney :lol:

By the way, I want to say something to Barney.....
Thank you, Barney, for making us laugh and we have enjoyed it so much. I am sure others agree with me :thumb:
 
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