How many of you got owned?

I got owned each time JFK, JC BC and Obama got elected :(
 
I just got owned last nite. I like my room cool when I sleep and it was a rather chilly nite so my window was opened. Later... just before I went to bed, a skunk farted.

:mad2:

what is kind of owner?
 
Gotton :Owned: many times...but got a "good come-back"..."Well....since ur such a smart-ass....why ain't you Rich!"
 
I ride my bike past the White House everyday to and from work. Pennsylvania Avenue is closed off to traffic but not bikes, and there are these metal column things that allow you to walk or ride your bike through. So, about a month ago, I did not cut a wide enough arc as I was turning onto Pennsylvania Ave. and my handlebars caught the pillars. I went crashing down, in front of hundreds of people. The guard in the little guardhouse came running out to see if I was okay. Luckily I just had a couple little scrapes, but my ego has been forever damaged. Well, not really. :)
 
Jiro: one advantage of living in Toronto- no skunks wandering around!
Hope the next visit by the "friendly" skunk- NO spray!

Travis: JFK,JC BC.& Obama- were the elected Democratic Presidents of the United States-since the 60s.

Implanted A B Harmony activated Aug/07
 
Jiro: one advantage of living in Toronto- no skunks wandering around!
Hope the next visit by the "friendly" skunk- NO spray!

Travis: JFK,JC BC.& Obama- were the elected Democratic Presidents of the United States-since the 60s.

Implanted A B Harmony activated Aug/07

No idea I am honest never heard it 60 sorry long time I am born early on betten 88"s

everybody experience!
 
I ride my bike past the White House everyday to and from work. Pennsylvania Avenue is closed off to traffic but not bikes, and there are these metal column things that allow you to walk or ride your bike through. So, about a month ago, I did not cut a wide enough arc as I was turning onto Pennsylvania Ave. and my handlebars caught the pillars. I went crashing down, in front of hundreds of people. The guard in the little guardhouse came running out to see if I was okay. Luckily I just had a couple little scrapes, but my ego has been forever damaged. Well, not really. :)

ouch. feels bad, man.
 
I slammed the trunk of my sisters car because she made me get something out of it after it had just snowed. I slammed it so hard that that I lost balance. The car was parked on a hill. I slipped and slid under both my sister's and two other people's cars.
 
Not sure if this is owned or smooth.

I was checking into Dallas hotel for NSAD. My bag started to vibrate really bad after hitting a door. The clerk was like o.O looking at my bag.

Yes, I had a battery powered hair trimmer that turned on while I hit the door frame. I rushed to pull it out of my bag and made sure the clerk saw it was a hair trimmer. I turned it off and put it back in bag, without any expression of panic.

Now imagine it was a vibrator.
 
:lol: I'm still laughing (sorry) about the vibrator-in-kitchen incident !!
 
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