An eldery gentleman wondered if his wife had a hearing problem. So as she sat in her chair, he stood a few feet behind her and said softly, "Honey, can you hear me?" There was no response.
He moved a little closer and again said, "Honey, can you hear me?" There was no response, so finally he moved right behind her and said, "Honey, can you hear me?"
She replied, "For the third time, yes!"
He moved a little closer and again said, "Honey, can you hear me?" There was no response, so finally he moved right behind her and said, "Honey, can you hear me?"
She replied, "For the third time, yes!"
...Looks like the husband is the one who has a hearing problem! heh...Good one Sabrina 
Its cute short one..
Looks like the husband got :Owned:
But it managed to draw out a few laughs from me. 