Grandma's Birth Control Pills

Um, What do you mean you don't get it?

Oh - grind up the BC pills and put it into OJ.... drink up.... it helps you to sleep. I don't get it. I am a confused one.......
 
Oh - grind up the BC pills and put it into OJ.... drink up.... it helps you to sleep. I don't get it. I am a confused one.......

Yes you are, little grasshopper. She grinds it in her "granddaughter's" OJ and she drinks so there's no baby on board.
 
Ohhh now, that's an idea to use when my daughter is a teenager and dating!!! :lol:
 
But BC pills has one side effect. Grow the boobs bigger.

nope thats a lie... i have been on birth control for 10 years now and im pretty small... .. the BC never really made my breasts grow. however... depo shot does make some women gain weight, and other types cause different side effects .. as far as i know pills and iud cause most less side effects of all.
 
:lol: I should have done that years ago when my daughter was 17. :eek3: Maybe I can, but the problem is that I have to sneak in her house and drop one in her orange juice everyday??? Nah, that won't work. If I get more grandkids, oh well...even though she always wanted, 'one more.' I just hope not...

I love that joke. Good one, Jolie. :D
 
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