Grandma has the itch

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Grandma goes to the doc and complains her private itches really bad, so the doc says ok, we will run some tests and see what it is. Grandma says, well Ive never had sex or anything of that nature so it cant be an STD?
Doc said lets get those tests and see whats going on.

So a while pasts and the results come back, Doc says well, we have some good news and bad news.

First, good news is you don't have STDs or anything like that...
Bad news is, Youre so damn old your cherry is rotten and you have fruit flies.
 
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMGGGGGGGGGGGG!!! LMAO!!!!!!!! Yet... Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!! lol!
 
:laugh2:...good one there...(but it don't apply to me)!...I've the cleanest smell 'snatch" in town!....:laugh2:
 
rockin'robin said:
:laugh2:...good one there...(but it don't apply to me)!...I've the cleanest smell 'snatch" in town!....:laugh2:
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Yours more of walnut?

When you are at beach laying down naked. People walk by near you, and they noticed something black on your private area, and all suddenly there are hundreds of black flies flying away as when you get up and walk directly to ocean. :laugh2:
 
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