BabyPhat21
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The Good, The Bad and The Ugly
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> >>Good: Your hubby and you agree, no more kids.
> >>Bad: You can't find your birth control pills.
> >>UGLY: Your daughter has them.
> >>
> >>Good: Your son studies a lot in his room.
> >>Bad: You find several porn movies hidden there.
> >>UGLY: You're in them.
> >>
> >>Good: Your husband understands fashion.
> >>Bad: He's a crossdresser.
> >>UGLY: He looks better than you.
> >>
> >>Good: Your son's finally maturing.
> >>Bad: He's involved with the woman next door.
> >>UGLY: So are you.
> >>
> >>Good: You give the birds and bees speech to your daughter.
> >>Bad: She keeps interrupting.
> >>UGLY: With corrections.
> >>
> >>Good: Your wife's not talking to you.
> >>Bad: She wants a divorce.
> >>UGLY: She's a lawyer.
> >>
> >>Good: You came home for a quickie.
> >>Bad: The postman had the same idea.
> >>UGLY: You have to wait.
> >>
> >>Good: Your hubby and you agree, no more kids.
> >>Bad: You can't find your birth control pills.
> >>UGLY: Your daughter has them.
> >>
> >>Good: Your son studies a lot in his room.
> >>Bad: You find several porn movies hidden there.
> >>UGLY: You're in them.
> >>
> >>Good: Your husband understands fashion.
> >>Bad: He's a crossdresser.
> >>UGLY: He looks better than you.
> >>
> >>Good: Your son's finally maturing.
> >>Bad: He's involved with the woman next door.
> >>UGLY: So are you.
> >>
> >>Good: You give the birds and bees speech to your daughter.
> >>Bad: She keeps interrupting.
> >>UGLY: With corrections.
> >>
> >>Good: Your wife's not talking to you.
> >>Bad: She wants a divorce.
> >>UGLY: She's a lawyer.
> >>
> >>Good: You came home for a quickie.
> >>Bad: The postman had the same idea.
> >>UGLY: You have to wait.
I like those!
I hope my mother doesn't have me in them