God Loves Blondes

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A blonde finds herself in serious trouble. Her business has gone bust and she's in dire financial straits. She's so desperate that she decides to ask God for help.

She begins to pray..."God, please help me. I've lost my business and if I don’t get some money, I'm going to lose my house as well. Please let me win the lotto."

Lotto night comes, and somebody else wins it.

She again prays... God!!, please let me win the lotto! I've lost my business, my house and I'm going to lose my car as well."

Lotto night comes and she still has no luck.

Once again, she prays... "My God, why have you forsaken me? I've lost my business, my house, and my car. My children are starving. I don't often ask you for help, and I have always been a good servant to you. PLEASE let me win the lotto just this one time so I can get my life back in order."

Suddenly there is a blinding flash of light as the heavens open. The blonde is overwhelmed by the Voice of God Himself...

"Sweetheart, work with me on this one........ Buy a ticket"

ROFLOL
 
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Cheri & Angel... I think it's time for you two to go out and buy a lottery ticket!
 
VamPyroX said:
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Cheri & Angel... I think it's time for you two to go out and buy a lottery ticket!
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VamProyX, I feel Offended.:fu:
 
Cheri said:
VamProyX, I feel Offended.:fu:
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Offended? No... I'm telling you to go buy a lottery ticket. Since you two are religious, maybe it's time for you two to give it a try and buy yourselves lottery tickets! Who knows, you just might win! Hehehe!
 
VamPyroX said:
Offended? No... I'm telling you to go buy a lottery ticket. Since you two are religious, maybe it's time for you two to give it a try and buy yourselves lottery tickets! Who knows, you just might win! Hehehe!
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yeah who knows you two might win just pennies :laugh2:
 
pimpdaddyposse said:
yeah who knows you two might win just pennies :laugh2:
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Oh Thank you Pimpdaddypoose If I Win pennies that would go to you... for making me win pennies.. pffff! :lol:
 
:lol: ....Pennies is better than nothing at all..... :ily:
 
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