Here you go:
Bartender: What will you have folks?
Grandfather: A large pepperoni pizza.
Girl: And a Pepsi, please.
Bartender: A Pepsi? Sure thing, Curly. (pours Coke) Here you go , Cupcake!
Girl: Thank you. (takes drink)
(Theme music from The Godfather plays)
Girl: (in voice of Marlon Brando as the Godfather) Hey! Come here. I want you to listen to me carefully. We both know I ordered a Pepsi Cola. And now you’ve insulted me and a member of my family by offering me this. However, I’m a civilized person, and I’m going to give you a chance to make amends. Capice? (Italian for understand?)
Bartender: Yeah! Here you go! (hands girl Pepsi).
Girl: (in little girl voice) Thank you!
(Busboy pops gum loudly.)
Girl: Ahhhh…graci! (Italian for “thank you”).