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> George Bush has a heart attack and dies. He goes to hell where the
> devil is waiting for him.
>
> I don't know what to do here, " says the devil. You are on
> my list but I have no room for you. You definitely have to stay here,
> so I'll tell you what I'm going to do. I've got three folks here who
> weren't quite as bad as you. I'll let one of them go, but you have to
> take their place. I'll even let YOU decide who leaves."
>
> George thought that sounded pretty good, so he agreed.
> The devil opened the first room: in it was Richard Nixon
> and a large pool of water. He kept diving in and surfacing
> empty-handed over and over and over. Such was his fate in hell.
>
> No!" George said. "I don't think so. I'm not a good swimmer and don't
> think I could do that all day long."
>
> The devil led him to the next room: in it was Tony Blair
> with a sledgehammer and a room full of rocks. All he did was swing
> that hammer, time after time after time.
>
> No, I've got this problem with my shoulder. I would be in constant
> agony if all I could do was break rocks all day!" commented George.
>
> The devil opened a third door. In it, George saw Bill Clinton, lying
> on the floor with his arms staked over his head, and his legs staked
> in spread eagle pose. Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky, doing what
> she does best.
>
> George Bush looked at this in disbelief for a while and finally said,
> "Yeah, I can handle this."
>
> The devil smiled and said...........
> ..
> ..
> ..
> ..
> ..
> ..
>
>
> "OK, Monica, you're free to go!"
>
>
>
Have a nice day!
> devil is waiting for him.
>
> I don't know what to do here, " says the devil. You are on
> my list but I have no room for you. You definitely have to stay here,
> so I'll tell you what I'm going to do. I've got three folks here who
> weren't quite as bad as you. I'll let one of them go, but you have to
> take their place. I'll even let YOU decide who leaves."
>
> George thought that sounded pretty good, so he agreed.
> The devil opened the first room: in it was Richard Nixon
> and a large pool of water. He kept diving in and surfacing
> empty-handed over and over and over. Such was his fate in hell.
>
> No!" George said. "I don't think so. I'm not a good swimmer and don't
> think I could do that all day long."
>
> The devil led him to the next room: in it was Tony Blair
> with a sledgehammer and a room full of rocks. All he did was swing
> that hammer, time after time after time.
>
> No, I've got this problem with my shoulder. I would be in constant
> agony if all I could do was break rocks all day!" commented George.
>
> The devil opened a third door. In it, George saw Bill Clinton, lying
> on the floor with his arms staked over his head, and his legs staked
> in spread eagle pose. Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky, doing what
> she does best.
>
> George Bush looked at this in disbelief for a while and finally said,
> "Yeah, I can handle this."
>
> The devil smiled and said...........
> ..
> ..
> ..
> ..
> ..
> ..
>
>
> "OK, Monica, you're free to go!"
>
>
>
Have a nice day!
you go Lieblingirly!