Elderly lady reports car break-in

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An elderly Floridian called 9-1-1 on her cell phone to report her car had been broken into.
"They've stolen the stereo, the steering wheel, the brake, and even the accelerator," she cried.
The dispatcher said "Stay calm. An officer is on the way."
A few minutes later, the officer radios dispatch.
"Disregard," he said. "She got in the back seat by mistake."
 
*groans*

Good thing my grandparents don't drive! ;)
 
I heard this one before. I am getting forgetful I hope I do not do this one day!
 
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