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My three-year-old son found a Domino's Pizza ad on the floor...brought it over to me and says, "Mommy? Can we have this for dinner tonight?"

I said, "We've got to ask your father."

"Why?"

"Because, baby, we don't have the money for it right now."

After thinking about it for a while, Ryan says, "Well, BUY some!"

LOL. Figures. :)
 
ROTF!!! That's so cute-- and pretty logical I gotta admit! :-o
 
LOL; You told me about that on aims I thought awww he is Much a Cutie.(Kids say the Funniest Things) I am looking forward Meeting your Children.. (Here comes Aunt Cheri) :ily: *Hugs*
 
*chuckles* Wha... a so cute!!

Always Kid are funny way to talk mak'n looks so cutier... Sometimes funny talk.. really not that.. but funny love it.. I adores kids talk their way.. Sometimes not understand what really trying to say...

Same thing my kids when very young and happends funny talk (which not making sense)!! Pretty hillcourisly.. sometimes I feel embrassement because when my sailor boy talks to the stranger lady.. Stranger Lady prompt says.. uh, oh.. Thanks.. and looked at me.. *grinning*.. I said wha?.. Your son is very cute but really bad manner. I said what he did saying to you.. I'm sorry.. "My son says.. Your hair is Ugly, you need wash hair again, Stranger lady said." I turned into Red face.. *sheesh*.. er um.. Im trying to explain my son, She really likes her color hair but er um.. (explicted breaks my voice)... Never mind.. I told lady.. sorry.. thanks.. *dispearing left*.. ((chuckles)) That one is best moment, Ever I had! That was my last child!
 
hahaha..that is cute! outa the mouths of babes..the kids always say the cutest things..haha.
 
:laugh2: :laugh2: ..aww he sound soooo cute!!...Kids *shaking my head with a smile*
 
A thread I made before but I'm posting this again because it's so cute!

NUDITY

I was driving with my three young children one warm summer evening when a woman in the convertible ahead of us stood up and waved. She was stark naked! As I was reeling from the shock, I heard my 5-year-old shout from the back seat, "Mom! That lady isn't wearing a seat belt!


HONESTY

My son Zachary, 4, came screaming out of the bathroom to tell me he'd dropped his toothbrush in the toilet. So I fished it out and threw it in the garbage. Zachary stood there thinking for a moment, then ran to my bathroom and came out with my toothbrush.
He held it up and said with a charming little smile, "We better throw this one out too then, 'cause it fell in the toilet a few days ago.

OPINIONS

On the first day of school, a first-grader handed his teacher a Note from his mother. The note read, "The opinions expressed by this child are not necessarily those of his parents."

KETCHUP

A woman was trying hard to get the ketchup to come out of the jar. During her struggle the phone rang so she asked her 4-year-old daughter to answer the phone. "It's the minister, Mommy," the child said to her mother.Then she added, "Mommy can't come to the
phone to talk to you right now. She's hitting the bottle."

MORE NUDITY

A little boy got lost at the YMCA and found himself in the women's locker room. When he was spotted, the room burst into shrieks, with ladies grabbing towels and running for cover. The little boy watched in amazement and then asked, "What's the matter haven't
you ever seen a little boy before?"

POLICE # 1

While taking a routine vandalism report at an elementary school, I was interrupted by a little girl about 6 years old. Looking up and down at my uniform, she asked, "Are you a cop?" "Yes," I answered and continued writing the report. "My mother said if I ever needed help I should ask the police. Is that right?" "Yes, that's right," I told her. "Well, then," she said as she extended her foot toward me, "would you please tie my shoe?"

POLICE # 2

It was the end of the day when I parked my police van in front of the station. As I gathered my equipment, my K-9
partner, Jake, was barking, and I saw a little boy staring in at me. "Is that a dog you got back there?" he asked. "It sure is," I replied. Puzzled, the boy looked at me and then towards the back of the van. Finally he said, "What'd he do?"

ELDERLY

While working for an organization that delivers lunches to elderly shut-ins, I used to take my 4-year-old daughter on my afternoon rounds.The various appliances of old age, particularly the canes, walkers and wheelchairs, unfailingly intrigued her. One day I found her staring at a pair of false teeth soaking in a glass. As I braced myself for the inevitable barrage of questions, she merely turned d whispered, "Thetooth fairy will never believe this!"

DRESS-UP

A little girl was watching her parents dress for a party. When she saw her dad donning his tuxedo, she warned, "Daddy, you shouldn't wear that suit." "And why not, darling?" "You know that it always gives you a headache the next morning."

DEATH

While walking along the sidewalk in front of his church, our minister heard the intoning of a prayer that nearly made his collar wilt.
Apparently, his 5-year-old son and his playmates had found a dead robin. Feeling that proper burial should be performed, they had secured a small box and cotton batting, then dug a hole and made ready for the disposal of the deceased. The minister's son was chosen to say the appropriate prayers and with sonorous dignity intoned his version of what he thought his Father always said: "Glory be unto the Faaaather, and unto the Sonnn ..... and into the hole he gooooes."

SCHOOL

A little girl had just finished her first week of school. "I'm just wasting my time," she said to her mother. "I can't read, I can't write
and they won't let me talk!"

BIBLE

A little boy opened the big family bible. He was fascinated as he fingered through the old pages. Suddenly, something fell out of the Bible. He picked up the object and looked at it. What he saw was an old leaf that had been pressed in between the pages. "Mama, look what I found", the boy called out." What have you got there, dear?" With astonishment in the young boy's voice, he answered, "I think it's
Adam's underwear!"

http://www.alldeaf.com/showthread.php?t=4410&highlight=wear+church
[I made this thread when I was known as "Freaky"]
 
Malfoyish said:
My three-year-old son found a Domino's Pizza ad on the floor...brought it over to me and says, "Mommy? Can we have this for dinner tonight?"

I said, "We've got to ask your father."

"Why?"

"Because, baby, we don't have the money for it right now."

After thinking about it for a while, Ryan says, "Well, BUY some!"

LOL. Figures. :)

I would say the kid definitely KNOWS what he wants, and you better oblige him, because, remember what he did to his stuffed dog? That could be YOU! :rofl:
 
Oceanbreeze said:
I would say the kid definitely KNOWS what he wants, and you better oblige him, because, remember what he did to his stuffed dog? That could be YOU! :rofl:

Now why can't I find that picture of what he did to the stuffed dog???

Let me remind you guys - or at least, the ones who have not met Ryan. This is an adorable and brilliant child who takes pleasure in making the adults around him cringe. He designs knives out of party favors, and ADMITS to doing so. He hangs stuffed animals from telephone cords.

And my all time favorite....

When asked what he was drawing, he told his Daddy, "It's a fire breathing T-Rex!"

Mike says to me, "This is the one who's going to kill me in my sleep."

As if that's not funny enough, Ryan, overhearing this, says...

"Don't go to sleep, Daddy."​
 
Malfoyish said:
Now why can't I find that picture of what he did to the stuffed dog???

Let me remind you guys - or at least, the ones who have not met Ryan. This is an adorable and brilliant child who takes pleasure in making the adults around him cringe. He designs knives out of party favors, and ADMITS to doing so. He hangs stuffed animals from telephone cords.

And my all time favorite....

When asked what he was drawing, he told his Daddy, "It's a fire breathing T-Rex!"

Mike says to me, "This is the one who's going to kill me in my sleep."

As if that's not funny enough, Ryan, overhearing this, says...

"Don't go to sleep, Daddy."​

:rofl: :rofl:...Mafoyishgirly!...Ryan is sure sooo cute!!...I love it when kids talk that way!...they learn quickly!
 
Oh I almost forgot to add this...

When my son Jake spent the night at Cheri's house since her son Markus and Jake are best friends....anyways Cheri was order pizza to have it delivery at her house..

An hour went by, Cheri had to go to the bathroom so she gave Jake and Markus the money for the pizza in case he came while she was in the bathroom...a few mins later the pizza man arrived, They opened the door and paid for the pizza.. My son Jake told the delivery guy ' Keep the changes you fithly animal ' and They both laughed by the time Cheri came out of the bathroom she notice the delivery guy wasnt pleased so she asked what happened soon as he left.. Markus told her what Jake said to the delivery guy and Cheri laughed so hard...and called me up and told me about it....I was like OMG! :rofl: ....

Jake loves the movie ' Home Alone '....that where he learned those words from !....

Kids sure are learning every day!
 
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OMG, ^Angel^!!!! What a story!!! LOL!!!! I think your boys and my kids and Cheri's boys would cause us all to die laughing someday. Good grief!!! LOL!
 
Malfoyish said:
Now why can't I find that picture of what he did to the stuffed dog???

Let me remind you guys - or at least, the ones who have not met Ryan. This is an adorable and brilliant child who takes pleasure in making the adults around him cringe. He designs knives out of party favors, and ADMITS to doing so. He hangs stuffed animals from telephone cords.

And my all time favorite....

When asked what he was drawing, he told his Daddy, "It's a fire breathing T-Rex!"

Mike says to me, "This is the one who's going to kill me in my sleep."

As if that's not funny enough, Ryan, overhearing this, says...

"Don't go to sleep, Daddy."​

Yep! That would be YOUR son, alright! Be afraid, Malfoy. Be VERY afraid! lol
 
Oceanbreeze said:
Just you wait! When I finally make it to NY, I'm gonna fill your child's head with SO many ideas! :evil: lol

Can we....talk about this?
 
^Angel^ said:
:rofl: ...Malfoyish and Oceanbreeze...

Malf and I are good friends. She knows I'd never REALLY do anything bad! Well, not too bad... I'll leave that up to her son! :rofl:
 
:laugh2: :laugh2: :laugh2:

You all are funny....

True, the kids always say cuteeee like this...

My kids, too...

Funny is I never forget...

My 2nd son Alan can´t stand his brother Danny´s singing... He kept saying how horrible sing is...

It make Alan grumpy because I can´t stop Danny to do what he want sing. (I know Danny likes to make Alan grumpy).

Alan upset Danny something already, then Danny went off upstair angrily... Alan grin & enjoy to have his breakfast peaceful. I ask him what´s wrong.

Alan replied: "I told Danny that he need a new brain".
Oh dear, I understand how Danny dislike it for this.
 
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