coolest headstone ever

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5 rules for happy life on headstone of russel larson utah

1 woman who helps at home cooks cleans slaves over you
2 woman makes you laugh
3 one you can trust
4 really good in bed gives the full works
5 MOST IMPORTANT these four never meet or you end up dead like me
 
Best tombstone I heard about read "I told you I was sick."

Laura
 
Reminds me of Tombstone Pizza commercial from early '90s.

A guy is about to be executed by firing squad.

"Any last words??"

"No."

"What do you want on your tombstone?"

(he thinks) "Pepperoni and cheese."
 
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