Catmandu is missing...

Well, I'll tell you what, ladies, since men dont get PMS, we can give them a good kick in the arse to give them something to bytch about, Hows that?? :rofl:
 
Defee said:
OMG! Iz that U, Katzie? Catmandu? if so, didnt know that you changed your name...arrgh! lol!
Welcome back, kiddo!
We all cant always be on computer as we do have life out there, right?
So really, we should expect some of us gonna be "missing" once in awhile, right?
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It's me Catmandu! :squint: At this moment I don't have a life and I'm postwhoring my whole day here. :tears: Hey how's life treating ya in Buffalo?? Ever miss being in Oklahoma? Hope everything is going ok for ya!
 
Defee said:
Well, I'll tell you what, ladies, since men dont get PMS, we can give them a good kick in the arse to give them something to bytch about, Hows that?? :rofl:
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Try the nuts. It makes them go nuty! :dance2:
 
Love that cat shitty recipe! I tried that for my work's Cake Day. THey all freaked out when I brought that to work. No one did try a bite out from my cake. :whistle:

Your mother is going to LOVE that shitty cake!!!
 
CrazyMomma said:
Love that cat shitty recipe! I tried that for my work's Cake Day. THey all freaked out when I brought that to work. No one did try a bite out from my cake. :whistle:

Your mother is going to LOVE that shitty cake!!!
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Really?? They won't eat it?? :rofl: Good on ya Crazymomma! So, what did you do with the shitty cake?? It would be nice if they ate shit and die (with love.) They have no idea what they're missing! :D
 
Catmandu said:
Really?? They won't eat it?? :rofl: Good on ya Crazymomma! So, what did you do with the shitty cake?? It would be nice if they ate shit and die (with love.) They have no idea what they're missing! :D
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I told them it just a CAKE with tootise rolls!! :( They don't believe me, so I left in the refridgator at work... They'll eat them..
 
*scoff laughing* cat litter cake....

why dont you cut'em and show them... eat it youself...
They will reacts and change their mind... and will eat yours..
 
GalaxyAngel said:
*scoff laughing* cat litter cake....

why dont you cut'em and show them... eat it youself...
They will reacts and change their mind... and will eat yours..
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put a real cat poop in that cake. let her eat rest of other candies... hehehe
 
(Speaking)

Folks
I'd like to sing a song about the American Dream
About me
About you
About the way our American hearts beat way down in the bottoms of our chests
About that special feeling we get in the cockles of our hearts
Or maybe below the cockles
Maybe in the sub-cockle area
Maybe in the liver
Maybe in the kidneys
Maybe even in the colon
We don't know

(singing)

I'm just a regular joe
With a regular job
I'm your average white
Suburbanite slob
I like football, and porno, and books about war
I've got an average house
With a nice hardwood floor
My wife, and my job
My kids, and my car
My feet on my table
And a Cuban cigar
But sometimes that just ain't enough
To keep a man like me interested
Oh no, no way, uh uhh
No, I gotta go out and have fun
At someone else's expense
Oh yeah, yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah

I drive really slow
In the ultra-fast lane
While people behind me are going insane

I'm an asshole
(he's an asshole, what an asshole)
I'm an asshole
(he's an asshole, such an asshole)

I use public toilets
And I piss on the seat
I walk around in the summer time sayin', "How about this heat?"

I'm an asshole
(he's an asshole, what an asshole)
I'm an asshole
(he's the worlds biggest asshole)

Sometimes I park in the handicapped spaces
While handicapped people
Make handicapped faces

I'm an asshole
(he's an asshole, what an asshole)
I'm an asshole
(he's a real fucking asshole)

Maybe I shouldn't be singin' this song
Ranting and raving and carrying on
Maybe they're right when they tell me I'm wrong...
...
NAAAHHHHH!

I'm an asshole
(he's an asshole, what an asshole)
I'm an asshole
(he's the world's biggest asshole)

(Speaking)

You know what I'm gonna do?
I'm gonna get myself a 1967 Cadilac El Dorado Convertable
Hot pink!
With whale skin hub caps
An all leather cow interior
And big brown baby seal eyes for headlights
YEAH!
And I'm gonna drive around in that baby
At 115 miles per hour
Getting one mile per gallon
Sucking down Quarter Pounder cheeseburgers from McDonalds in the old-fashioned non-biodegradable Styrofoam containers
And when I'm done sucking down those grease-ball burgers
I'm gonna wipe my mouth with the American flag
And then I'm gonna toss the Styrofoam containers right out the side
And there ain't a Goddamn thing anybody can do about it
You know why?
'Cause we got the bombs, that's why!
Two words: Nuclear Fuckin' Weapons
Okay!?
Russia, Germany, Romania
They can have all the Democracy they want
They can have a big Democracy cake walk
Right through the middle of Tienemen Square
And it won't make a lick of difference
Because we got the bombs
Okay!?
John Wayne's not dead
He's frozen!
And as soon as we find a cure for cancer We're gonna thaw out "The Duke"
And he's gonna be pretty pissed off
You know why?
Have you ever taken a cold shower?
Well, multiply that by 15 million times
That's how pissed off "The Duke"'s gonna be
I'm gonna get "The Duke"
And John Cassavetes
And Lee Marvin
And Sam Peckinpah
And a case of whiskey
And drive down to Texas
And-
(Hey, Hey! You know you really are an asshole)
Why don't you just shut-up and sing the song, pal?
You know, the whole time I thought I was that asshole
And it turns out it was him
What an asshole!

(Singing)

I'm an asshole
(he's an asshole, what an asshole)
I'm an asshole
(he's the worlds biggest asshole)

A - SS - HO - LE!
Everybody!!
A - SS - HO - LE!

*dog barking noises*

I'm an asshole and proud of it!

*lyric copyright - "I'm An Asshole" by Dennis Leary
 
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:rofl: @ everone... Especially very own Catmandu!! You, Catmandu... you're a real sport! :ily:


For those of you who think I'm an "asshole", thank you.... lol Seriously folks, just to let you know that I'm not here to be mean or to put down on you, that is not me. I'm like Catmandu, I like to have fun, kid saround, tell jokes or two...Hey, there are a real cruel world out there and we dont need that shit, right? So... Lets move on, okay BABY!!? :D
 
welcome back Catmandu :) i was goin to eat breakfast til I saw the kitty litter on this thread it made me go :squint: at least it's all good I'll just try not to think about kitty litter today :roll: but nice to have u back and make us laugh :laugh2: :D
 
Catmandu said:
It's me Catmandu! :squint: At this moment I don't have a life and I'm postwhoring my whole day here. :tears: Hey how's life treating ya in Buffalo?? Ever miss being in Oklahoma? Hope everything is going ok for ya!
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Oh ok, sorry didnt realize its you Katzie..that you changed your screen name so forgive me!...so now its Catmandu..its cute, i like it.
We are still in Oklahoma but we hoping to be moving sometime this summer, it wont be in Buffalo but somewhere outside of Buffalo, out in the country of course as we are country people hehe...my husband is hoping to retire by May from Dept of Defense. I will let you know when we get ready to move ok.
Take care and have fun postwhoring lol!
 
I want a 1967 Cadilac El Dorado Convertable
Hot pink!
With whale skin hub caps
An all leather cow interior
And big brown baby seal eyes for headlights a$$hole!


:ty:
 
wildzerica06 said:
welcome back Catmandu :) i was goin to eat breakfast til I saw the kitty litter on this thread it made me go :squint: at least it's all good I'll just try not to think about kitty litter today :roll: but nice to have u back and make us laugh :laugh2: :D
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Ooooh sorry if I spoilt your breakfast :aw: You might have to eat in the kitchen from now on because who knows how many times you will see "shit" in this forum. :laugh2:
 
Defee said:
Oh ok, sorry didnt realize its you Katzie..that you changed your screen name so forgive me!...so now its Catmandu..its cute, i like it.
We are still in Oklahoma but we hoping to be moving sometime this summer, it wont be in Buffalo but somewhere outside of Buffalo, out in the country of course as we are country people hehe...my husband is hoping to retire by May from Dept of Defense. I will let you know when we get ready to move ok.
Take care and have fun postwhoring lol!
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I didn't realize you haven't move yet. Enjoy the weather while you can before you move up that way :cold: Nice to hear from ya again. :D
 
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