Awauphi
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A man was sitting in a cafeteria next to a blonde woman who was
engrossed in her newspaper.
The bold headline read "12 Brazilian Soldiers Killed."
She shook her head at the sad news.
Then turning to the man she asked, "How many is a Brazilian?"
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I urgently needed a few days off work, but I knew the Boss would
not allow me to take a leave.
I thought that maybe if I acted "CRAZY" then he would tell me to
take a few days off. So I hung upside down on the ceiling and made
funny noises. My co-worker (who's blonde) asked me what I was doing?
I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb so that the Boss
would think I was "CRAZY" and give me a few days off.
A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked "What are you doing ?"
I told him I was a light bulb. He said "You are clearly stressed out. Go
home and recuperate for a couple of days".
I jumped down and walked out of the office.
When my co-worker (the blonde) followed me, the Boss asked her "
...And where do you think you're going?"
( You're gonna love this..... )
She said, "I'm going home too, I can't work in the dark!"
got this via email..
engrossed in her newspaper.
The bold headline read "12 Brazilian Soldiers Killed."
She shook her head at the sad news.
Then turning to the man she asked, "How many is a Brazilian?"
----------------------------------------------------
I urgently needed a few days off work, but I knew the Boss would
not allow me to take a leave.
I thought that maybe if I acted "CRAZY" then he would tell me to
take a few days off. So I hung upside down on the ceiling and made
funny noises. My co-worker (who's blonde) asked me what I was doing?
I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb so that the Boss
would think I was "CRAZY" and give me a few days off.
A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked "What are you doing ?"
I told him I was a light bulb. He said "You are clearly stressed out. Go
home and recuperate for a couple of days".
I jumped down and walked out of the office.
When my co-worker (the blonde) followed me, the Boss asked her "
...And where do you think you're going?"
( You're gonna love this..... )
She said, "I'm going home too, I can't work in the dark!"
got this via email..
good one