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What do you call a dead blonde in the closet?



1986 hide and go seek world champ!

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Uh oh... let's hope Cheri and Angel don't read this! :eek:
 
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....har har... [matching up with Angel and Cheri]

I know a blonde joke that doesn't target the blonde one... it is almost like one of Megladon's Misc jokes...

On a long flight, a lawyer was bored out of his mind. He had finished organizing his file and prepared his case. It was in the wee hours and he noticed a gorgeous blonde lady sitting next to him. She was half-asleep so the lawyer just decided to bug her.
"Hey, would you like to play a game with me?" The blonde shrugged it off and turned over to other side. The lawyer was desperate. He couldn't just sit and do nothing! So he attempted again-
"We can play for money." The blonde opened an eye.
"Interesting? Well how it goes is that I will ask you a question and you must answer correctly, and if you couldn't, you have to pay me 5 bucks. That goes the same for me. Sounds good?" The blonde rolled her eyes and turned over.
"Allright, I understand your situation intelligence-wise, so I would make it easy on you- how about this- I will pay you 100bucks if I can't answer your question." The blonde beamed up and sat up.
"Great! Thanks, I will go first, okay?" The laywer took a moment to ponder a question that he knew the blonde won't know- three seconds later, he asked her abruptly-
"What is two times pi squared divided by three?" The blonde frowned and furiously swiped out a 5 bill dollar. The lawyer smirked and took the bill. He prompted her to take her a turn. The blonde held up a finger to signal to give her time to think. The lawyer was so coy because he knew he could tackle down any questions, he has two degrees and he went to Harvard and Yale, hell he could be the next Einsetin if he pursues the science career!
Finally an hour later, the blonde said, "What is a three-legged creature that only hop around and eats only carrots?"
The lawyer was blown out. He fumbled and asked her to give him time to think it up. The blonde shrugged and turned over to go back to her nap.
The lawyer logged on his notebook, called his colleagues and researched on the internet, "What is a three-legged creature that only hop around and eats only carrots??" beating down on his mind. Nobody could answer nor help him.
Tired, he finally gave up several hours later and took out his 100 dollars... and tapped on the blonde. The blonde woke up and took the money and went bakc to the bed.
The lawyer was flabbergasted and poked her, "Hey, will ya tell me the answer?"
Swiftly, the 5 bill dollar landed on his lap.

:-D

Megladon said:
There were two people travelling on a train, an American scientist and a
Polish poet, who were riding in the same compartment. They had never met
before, so naturally, there wasn't much conversation between the two. The
poet was minding his own buisness, looking out the window at the beauty of
the passing terrain.
The scientist was very uptight, trying to think of things he didn't know so
he could try to figure them out. Looking down at the Polak's suitcase the
scientist saw what he thought to be a Polish name. Finally, the scientist
was so bored, that he said to the poet, "Hey, do you want to play a game?"
The poet, being content with what he was doing, ignored him and continued
looking out the window, humming quietly to himself. This infuriated the
scientist, who irratibly asked again, "Hey, you, do you want to play a
game? I'll ask you a question, and if you get it wrong, you give me $5.
Then, YOU ask ME a question, and if I can't answer it, I'll give YOU $5."
The poet thought about this for a moment, but he deciced against it, seeing
that the scientist was obviously a very bright man, and most likely an
American. He politely turned down the scientist's offer.
The scientist, who, by this time was going mad, tried a final time. "Look,
I'll ask you a question, and if you can't answer it, you give me $5. Them
you ask ME a question, and if I can't answer it, I'll give you $50!"
Now, the poet was not that smart academically, but he wasn't totally
stupid. He readily accepted the offer. "Okay," the scientist said, "what
is the EXACT distance between the Earth and the Moon?"
The poet, obviously not knowing the answer, didn't stop to think about the
scientist's question. He took a $5 bill out of his pocket and handed it to
the scientist. The scientist happily accepted the bill and promptly said,
"Okay, now it's your turn."
The poet thought about this for a few minutes, then asked, "Alright, what
goes up a mountain on three legs, but comes down on four?"
The bright glow quickly vanished from the scientist's face. He thought
about this for a long time, taking out his notepad and making numerous
calculations. He finally gave up on his notepad and took out his laptop,
using his Multimedia Encyclopedia.
After about an hour of this, the poet quietly watching the mountains of
Colorado go by the whole time, the scientist FINALLY gave up. He
reluctantly handed the poet a $50 bill. The poet accepted it graciously,
turning back to the window.
"Wait!" the scientist shouted. "You can't do this to me! What's the
answer??"
The poet looked at the scientist and calmly put a $5 bill into the his
hand.
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