Thought this was cute 
so I'm sharing.
So the wife and I are at the grocery store today. She's getting laundry soap and I walk up and say "Whats taking you so long".
She responds "Muffin".
So I'm standing there giving her the
look. and I say "Muffin?".
She laughs and says "Not muffin, muffin."
So now I'm really like and I say "Whats muffins have to do with laundry soap?"
So she busts up laughing and says very loud "Not Muffin, NOTHING."
Then I started laughing too.
Well now she's going around calling me muffin and laughing about it.
At least I think she's calling me muffin.
Oh the lovely nicknames I end up with.
Laters
Ridilin
so I'm sharing.So the wife and I are at the grocery store today. She's getting laundry soap and I walk up and say "Whats taking you so long".
She responds "Muffin".
So I'm standing there giving her the
look. and I say "Muffin?".She laughs and says "Not muffin, muffin."
So now I'm really like
and I say "Whats muffins have to do with laundry soap?"So she busts up laughing and says very loud "Not Muffin, NOTHING."
Then I started laughing too.
Well now she's going around calling me muffin and laughing about it.
At least I think she's calling me muffin.
Oh the lovely nicknames I end up with.
Laters
Ridilin
My wife can’t say the word ‘wash’. She pronounces it ‘woorsh’. I bag on her endlessly about it, telling her that she must be one of the Kennedys. 