Astrologist - Your Zodiac sign

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I got an email from my niece today and would like to share this with you all... :D

Once you have opened this mesage, there's no turning back. Below are
true descriptions of zodiac signs, with traits from a book written 35 years ago
by an astrologist predictions. Read your sign, then repost this in a new
mesage with your zodiac sign and label, or you'll get bad luck for the
number of years stated in your sign description. This is real shit, try
ignoring it, and the first thing you'll notice is having a horrible day
starting tomorrow morning - and it only gets worse from there.


VIRGO:. The Virgin
Dominant in relationships. Sexy. someone loves them right now. Freak in
bed. Always wants the last word. Caring. Smart. Intellectual. Attractive.
Loud. Loyal. Easy to talk to. Hard to forget Love at first sight.
Everything you ever wanted. Easy to please. The one and only. Ultimate
sexiness. 7 years of BAD luck if you do not repost.

SCORPIO:. The sex addict
Can be mean. EXTREMELY sexy. Intelligent. Energetic. Predict future.
Most erotic. (Freak in bed.) (GREAT kisser.) Always get what they want. Sexy.
Attractive. Easy going. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. The
sexiest ever....Romantic. Caring. 4 years of abd luck if you do not repost.


LIBRA:. The lame lover
Very pretty. Very romantic. Nice to everyone They meet. Their Love is
one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique sexiness. Most caring
person you will ever meet! Amazing n Bed..!!! Did I say Amazing in Bed? not
the kind of person you wanna #### with... u might end up crying... the most
irresistible. 9 years of bad luck if you do not repost.


ARIES:. The Liar
Outgoing. Lovable. Spontaneous. Not one to fuk with. Erotic. Funny.
Take you on trips to the moon in bed. Excellent kisser and sexy. Loves being in long relationships.=) Addictive. Loud. best in bed. 16 years of bad luck if
you do not repost.

AQUARIUS:. Does it in the water
Trustworthy. Sexy. Great kisser. One of a kind. Loves being in
long-term relationships. Extremely energetic. Unpredictable. Will exceed your
expectations. Not a Fighter, But will Knock your lights out. Amazing in
bed, THE BEST LOVERS BETTER THAN EVERYONE! 2 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

GEMINI:. Does Twosomes
Nice. Love is one of a kind. Great listeners Very Good in bed. Lover
not a fighter, but will still knock you the fuk out. Trustworthy. Always happy.
Loud. Talkative. Outgoing VERY FORGIVING. Loves to make out. Has a
beautiful smile. Generous. Strong. ULTRA SEXY. THE MOST IRRESISTIBLE. 9
years of abd luck if you do not repost.


LEO:. The Lion in bed
Great talker. Sexy and passionate. Laid back. Knows how to have fun, Is
really good at it. Great kisser. Unpredictable. Outgoing. Down to earth.
Addictive. Attractive. Loud. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative.
Not one to mess with. Rare to find. Good when found. 7 years of bad luck if
you do not repost.

CANCER:. The Cutie
MOST AMAZING KISSER. Very high sex appeal. Great in bed!!! Love is one
of a kind. Very romantic. Most caring person you will ever meet! Entirely
creative. Extremely random and proud of it. extremaly hot in bed.
Spontaneous. Great telling stories. Not a Fighter, But will Knock your
lights out if it comes down to it. Someone you should hold on to big time.
12 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

PISCES:. The Piece of ass
Caring and kind. Smart. Center of attention. Too Sexy, . Very high sex
appeal. Has the last word. The best to find, hardest to keep. Fun to be
around. Freak in the sheets. Extremely weird but in a good way. Super good
in bed. Good Sense of Humor!!! Thoughtful. A partner for life. Always gets
what he or she wants. Loves to joke. Very popular. Silly, fun and sweet. 5
years of bad luck if you do not repost.

CAPRICORN The passionate Lover
Love to bust. Nice. Sassy. Intelligent. Sexy. Predict future.
Irrestible awesome kisser. Loves being in long relationships. Great talker. Always gets what he or she wants. BY FAR the BEST in BED. Very sexy. Coolest.
Loves to own Gemini's in sports.
Extremely fun. Loves to joke. Loves to be your first. So you'll never
forget. Smart. 24 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

TAURUS The Tramp
Aggressive. Freak in bed. Rare to find! Loves being in long
relationships.=] Likes to give a good fight for what they want. Extremely
outgoing. Sexy as ........ Loves to help people in times of need.
Outstanding kisser. Very funny. Awesome personality. Stubborn. Sexual as
......... Most caring person you will ever meet! One of a kind. Not one
to fuk with. Are the most sexiest people on earth! 15 years of bad luck if
you do not repost.

SAGITTARIUS:. The Sexy one
Spontaneous. Horny. Freak in Bed. High appeal. Rare to find. Great when
found. Loves being in long relationships. The one. So much love to give.
Not one to mess with. Very pretty. Very romantic. Nice to everyone They
meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique
sexiness. Most caring person you will ever meet! Amazing in Bed..!!! Did I
say Amazing in Bed? Not the kind of person you wanna with you might end up
crying. 4 years of bad luck if you do not repost
 
CAPRICORN The passionate Lover :giggle:
Love to bust. Nice. Sassy. Intelligent. Sexy. Predict future.
Irrestible awesome kisser. Loves being in long relationships. Great talker. Always gets what he or she wants. BY FAR the BEST in BED. Very sexy. Coolest.
Loves to own Gemini's in sports.
Extremely fun. Loves to joke. Loves to be your first. So you'll never
forget. Smart. 24 years of bad luck if you do not repost.
 
CANCER:. The Cutie
MOST AMAZING KISSER. Very high sex appeal. Great in bed!!! Love is one
of a kind. Very romantic. Most caring person you will ever meet! Entirely
creative. Extremely random and proud of it. extremaly hot in bed.
Spontaneous. Great telling stories. Not a Fighter, But will Knock your
lights out if it comes down to it. Someone you should hold on to big time.
12 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

Amazing Kisser, Eh? Well it's all good. :naughty:
 
SCORPIO:. The sex addict
Can be mean. EXTREMELY sexy. Intelligent. Energetic. Predict future.
Most erotic. (Freak in bed.) (GREAT kisser.) Always get what they want. Sexy.
Attractive. Easy going. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. The
sexiest ever....Romantic. Caring. 4 years of abd luck if you do not repost.

(Describes me perfectly! :))
 

LIBRA:. AQUARIUS:. Does it in the water
Trustworthy. Sexy. Great kisser. One of a kind. Loves being in
long-term relationships. Extremely energetic. Unpredictable. Will exceed your
expectations. Not a Fighter, But will Knock your lights out. Amazing in
bed, THE BEST LOVERS BETTER THAN EVERYONE! 2 years of bad luck if you do not repost.


Really, it does not describe me at all.
 
LEO:. The Lion in bed
Great talker. Sexy and passionate. Laid back. Knows how to have fun, Is
really good at it. Great kisser. Unpredictable. Outgoing. Down to earth.
Addictive. Attractive. Loud. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative.
Not one to mess with. Rare t
 
SAGITTARIUS:. The Sexy one
Spontaneous. Horny. Freak in Bed. High appeal. Rare to find. Great when
found. Loves being in long relationships. The one. So much love to give.
Not one to mess with. Very pretty. Very romantic. Nice to everyone They
meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique
sexiness. Most caring person you will ever meet! Amazing in Bed..!!! Did I
say Amazing in Bed? Not the kind of person you wanna with you might end up
crying. 4 years of bad luck if you do not repost


:lol: :giggle:
 
LEO:. The Lion in bed
Great talker. Sexy and passionate. Laid back. Knows how to have fun, Is
really good at it. Great kisser. Unpredictable. Outgoing. Down to earth.
Addictive. Attractive. Loud. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative.
Not one to mess with. Rare to find. Good when found. 7 years of bad luck if
you do not repost.

I think all of these are true about me, especially the words "not one to mess with."
 
CANCER:. The Cutie
MOST AMAZING KISSER. Very high sex appeal. Great in bed!!! Love is one
of a kind. Very romantic. Most caring person you will ever meet! Entirely
creative. Extremely random and proud of it. extremaly hot in bed.
Spontaneous. Great telling stories. Not a Fighter, But will Knock your
lights out if it comes down to it. Someone you should hold on to big time. :eek3:
 
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