Any of you gotten Karma?

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Let's hear it.

I'll contribute one story. (I know you guys won't believe me because I've said so much shit)

Here I am, walking down Broadway for a whole half block to Pearl Street from our parking spot.
It has been raining hard, yet a warm rain. Quite refreshing. The streets were flooded so I decided to kick some water onto Aaron. I got him, yay.

At this point he was near the buildings from trying to evade the water I kicked onto him.

Three seconds later after us laughing, a car drives by and a plume of water hits me all over from head to toe!

Aaron says, "HAHAHA KARMA BITCH!"

It was friggin hilarious.

Let's hear your stories.
 
posts from hell said:
How is it a religion topic?
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For the most part, faiths that have branched off of Judaism (Jewish, Muslim, Christian, and Mormon are a few I can think of off the top of my head) do not call it Karma. They believe in it, but know it by a different name. Some faiths would call it fate, or God’s plan/teaching, while others would call it the three (or some other number) fold rule. Depends of the faith of the reader as to if the use of the word “Karma” would be a religious reference. I for one understand what you mean, and to me, the meaning of what you are talking about is all that matters. No matter what my faith would name it.
It amazes me at the commonalities in different faiths (not counting the branch faiths like above), yet the strong willed fight over the name of these shared concepts. :hmm:

Yes, I have had times when I too have seen this happen. As one example, I have had someone steal my wallet only to return it to me days later saying that everything they have tried to do in those days had turned out bad and they felt as if they are getting punished for the act. They wanted to apologize and return what they had stolen.
 
I have been carefully what i say something or i get the karma.

One short story! I was a kid, and i tend to complain on everything. At this time, We were at pinic. My mom said, "be careful if you complains too much birds would poop on you". At this time, I actually did complain real bad that day. Good enough the bird did poop on my cheek. I got silent for the rest of afternoon. It did wake me up. :shock:
 
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A wise man by then name of John Lennon once siad and I quote, "instant karma is gonna get you".

How did he know? :hmm:
 
Yeah. I used to speak ill of people with hoarding tendencies...

lo and behold... 4 months afterward... I ended up in the trap.
 
I have a friend who calls me "Birdie" and nothing else. So I've been posting photos on her FB wall of birds studying how to poop on humans and cars covered in bird doodoo.

The next day, I had at least 40 bird caca all over my car. I've never seen anything like that before!!!

Shh... we are being watched.
 
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