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Lucky Kitty
A cat dies and goes to Heaven. God meets him at the gate and
says, ''You''ve been a good cat all of these years. Anything you desire
is yours, all you have to do is ask.'' The cats says, ''Well, I lived
all my life with a poor family on a farm and had to sleep on hardwood
floors.'' God says, ''Say no more.'' And instantly, a fluffy pillow appears.
A few days later, 6 mice are killed in a tragic accident and they go
to Heaven. God meets them at the gate with the same offer that He
made the cat. The mice said, ''All our lives we''ve had to run. We''ve
been chased by cats, dogs and even women with brooms. If we could
only have a pair of roller skates, we wouldn''t have to run anymore.''
God says, ''Say no more.'' And instantly, each mouse is fitted with a
beautiful pair of tiny roller skates.
About a week later, God decides to check and see how the cat
is doing. The cat is sound asleep on his new pillow. God gently wakes
him and asks, ''How are you doing? Are you happy here?'' The cat yawns
and stretches and says, ''Oh, I''ve never been happier in my life. And
those Meals on Wheels you''ve been sending over are the best!''
A cat dies and goes to Heaven. God meets him at the gate and
says, ''You''ve been a good cat all of these years. Anything you desire
is yours, all you have to do is ask.'' The cats says, ''Well, I lived
all my life with a poor family on a farm and had to sleep on hardwood
floors.'' God says, ''Say no more.'' And instantly, a fluffy pillow appears.
A few days later, 6 mice are killed in a tragic accident and they go
to Heaven. God meets them at the gate with the same offer that He
made the cat. The mice said, ''All our lives we''ve had to run. We''ve
been chased by cats, dogs and even women with brooms. If we could
only have a pair of roller skates, we wouldn''t have to run anymore.''
God says, ''Say no more.'' And instantly, each mouse is fitted with a
beautiful pair of tiny roller skates.
About a week later, God decides to check and see how the cat
is doing. The cat is sound asleep on his new pillow. God gently wakes
him and asks, ''How are you doing? Are you happy here?'' The cat yawns
and stretches and says, ''Oh, I''ve never been happier in my life. And
those Meals on Wheels you''ve been sending over are the best!''
but the other one BEATS this one!! 
