Thats great. Can we make a trade? I will scratch your dog for some of that moonshine.We are friends

Thats great. Can we make a trade? I will scratch your dog for some of that moonshine.

I hope you mean hip scratches? If its butt scratches, cost two mason jars of moonshine.She loves butt scratches

I hope you mean hip scratches? If its butt scratches, cost two mason jars of moonshine.
 sure deal
 sure deal
*spits on hand and shakes*Yes, I call them butt scratchessure deal

Come on, seal the deal.

That is fine by me.Wipes my hand on your shirt

I was tempted to tell them to take it to PM*rme*

Watch out, the eyes may not come undone.
Old wife tales dictate otherwise.My blue eyes will never come undone. They're too pretty.
