A pollock goes into a brothel

[rockin'robin]

And the madame is afraid to tell him theyre out of ladies for the night.

So she gets the bright idea to lead him to a room with a blowup doll since he wont know the difference.

The guy returns five minutes later and the madame asks "how'd it go?".

He replies "Horrible! I bit her nipple, she let out a huge fart, and then flew out the window!"

 

[Miss-Delectable]

At least the Madam made a profit off the Pollock.

 

[Reba]

Why would a fish go to a brothel?

 

[Beowulf]

Why would a fish go to a brothel?

Disgusting joke, I agree.
Okay, I will be disgusting...Because they don't douche in there? :roll:

 

[Banjo]

Why would a fish go to a brothel?

That's a good question especially when there's plenty of fish in the sea.

 

[Beowulf]

That's a good question especially when there's plenty of fish in the sea.

Not in the Gulf. Hmmm, maybe they ARE in the brothel.

 

[Banjo]

Not in the Gulf. Hmmm, maybe they ARE in the brothel.

Hmm, you bring up a valid point. Reba?

 

[Reba]

Not in the Gulf. Hmmm, maybe they ARE in the brothel.

Pollock are mostly in the North Atlantic, so I don't think the Gulf oil effected them.

 

[Banjo]

Pollock are mostly in the North Atlantic, so I don't think the Gulf oil effected them.

Hmm, valid point. So, there is no need for a pollock to visit a brothel after all.

 

[Beowulf]

Pollock are mostly in the North Atlantic, so I don't think the Gulf oil effected them.

I didn't say pollocks. I said fish.

 

[Reba]

I didn't say pollocks. I said fish.

OK. Pollock, commonly known as white fish, are found in the North Atlantic.

Since this thread was about pollock, those are the fish I was referencing.

 

[saywhatkid]

I think the OP meant a person of Polish descent.

 

[Tousi]

I think the OP meant a person of Polish descent.

Oh, no, really!?

 

[Beowulf]

OK. Pollock, commonly known as white fish, are found in the North Atlantic.

Since this thread was about pollock, those are the fish I was referencing.

Okay. So we cool then? :|

 

[Bottesini]

Why would a fish go to a brothel?

Is this question anything like, "How many angels can dance of the head of a pin?"

 

[Banjo]

I think the OP meant a person of Polish descent.

Well, that's true although it's usually used as an offensive term.

 

[rockin'robin]

I think the OP meant a person of Polish descent.

Right you are, SWK....and no offense meant here....just a joke. Then again, to those who are offended, my apology....

 

[Banjo]

I have to make a confession, I didn't read the joke until now. Now that I read it, it's a Polish fella they are referring to.

 

[Beowulf]

Right you are, SWK....and no offense meant here....just a joke. Then again, to those who are offended, my apology....

I accept your apology. I can't help but notice, though, that you were posting an increasing number of "offensive" jokes. I won't specify which ones, and I hope I am wrong in thinking they reflect present morals. But hey, you do have the right to express your opinions as much as I do to react to them.

 

[saywhatkid]

These "Pollack" jokes are the precursor to the "blonde" jokes we have now.