A Coffin Story

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A man was walking home alone late one foggy night, when he hears:

BUMP...
BUMP...
BUMP... behind him.

Walking faster, he looks back and through the fog he makes out the image
of an upright casket banging its way down the middle of the street
toward him

BUMP...
BUMP...
BUMP...

Terrified, the man begins to run toward his home, the casket bouncing
quickly behind him faster...
faster...

BUMP..
BUMP...
BUMP.

He runs up to his door, fumbles with his keys, opens the door, rushes
in, slams and locks the door behind him.

However, the casket crashes through his door, with the lid of the casket
clapping clappity-BUMP...
clappity-BUMP...
clappity-BUMP...
on his heels

--- the terrified man runs.

Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, the man locks himself in. His heart
is pounding; his head is reeling; his breath is coming in sobbing
gasps.

With a loud CRASH the casket breaks down the door. Bumping and clapping
toward him.

The man screams and reaches for something, anything, but all he can find
is a bottle of cough syrup!

Desperate, he throws the cough syrup at the casket...

The coffin stops!
 
That's funny - What, a dead man can cough when he's still in the casket? Ha, Yeah right :-P
 
:lol: Right, Angel it's a good Halloween humor.
 
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