Naomi, came skipping home from school one day.
"Mummy, Mummy," she yelled, "we were counting today, and all the other children could only count to four, but I counted to 10. See? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10!"
"Very good," said her mother.
"Is it because I'm blonde, Mummy?"
"Yes...