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Heather Thomas from the fall guy

For the longest time as a kid I thought my name was "Don't" I thought my middle name was "Fuck"...And just because I heard all three combined so often I thought my full name was "Don't Fuck With Me."

I'm a Rooster

Nothing more important to me than my immediate family, My wife and three kids.

My most embarrasing moment was in high school, of course, I was playing baseball knocked a hard hit down third base line and was running VERY hard for first base when all of the sudden my pants slipped down around my ankles causing me to trip and roll over first base. I wasn't too embarrased at...

I'd create a floating brothel.

I have a brother and a sister..I tolerate them like a good big brother should.

Umm..lemme see....lies dealing with women. 1. I'll call you 2. No you aren't fat. I like women with a little padding 3. I love you 4. Of course I'll still love you after I've had you 5. She meant nothing to me You are the one I love. 6. Oh Hey..Sorry I didn't call I lost your number...

News report: Big foot has been sighted recently on-line...lol

I hate poetry but I liked this.

Cheri how did you get my ex wife's photo album of her and her family?..damn blood suckers

My response to this...Is "Doh"

I see the resemblance:::snicker::

Good timely information Angel..I've seen a few victims of lyme disease and it aint pretty.

uh huh ::shit eaten grin::

She looks like him too in the mornings

I'm assuming my sign name is fuck off. My wife is constantly giving me the finger.

Welcome..looks like the kid in your avatar had too much coffee in the ole bottle.

Had this happened to my son or for that matter anyone on my son's team. The coach would have found himself alone with no witnesses getting the worse ass kicking of his life until he either passed out from pain or cried himself.

Homer