GarnetTigerMom
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" Donkey Raffle "
A Cajun named Calvin, moved to Texas and bought a donkey from an old farmer for $100.00. NS the farmer The next day the farmer rove up and said, "Sorry, but I got some bad news. The donkey died."
Calvin said: "Well then, just give me my money back."
Farmer NS said: "Cain't do that. I went and spent it already."
Calvin said: "OK then, just unload the donkey."
Farmer NS said: "What ya gonna do with em."
Calvin said: "I'm gonna raffle him off."
Farmer NS said: "Ya cain't raffle off a dead donkey!"
Calvin said: "Sure I can. Watch me. I just won't tell anyone he's dead."
A month later the farmer NS met up with the Cajun Calvin and asked, "What happened with the dead donkey?"
Calvin said: "I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at $2.00 apiece and made a profit of $898.00."
Farmer NS said: "Didn't no one complain?"
Calvin said: "Just the guy name Hamsomesmiley, who won. So I gave him his $2.00 back."
The end!
LOL
A Cajun named Calvin, moved to Texas and bought a donkey from an old farmer for $100.00. NS the farmer The next day the farmer rove up and said, "Sorry, but I got some bad news. The donkey died."
Calvin said: "Well then, just give me my money back."
Farmer NS said: "Cain't do that. I went and spent it already."
Calvin said: "OK then, just unload the donkey."
Farmer NS said: "What ya gonna do with em."
Calvin said: "I'm gonna raffle him off."
Farmer NS said: "Ya cain't raffle off a dead donkey!"
Calvin said: "Sure I can. Watch me. I just won't tell anyone he's dead."
A month later the farmer NS met up with the Cajun Calvin and asked, "What happened with the dead donkey?"
Calvin said: "I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at $2.00 apiece and made a profit of $898.00."
Farmer NS said: "Didn't no one complain?"
Calvin said: "Just the guy name Hamsomesmiley, who won. So I gave him his $2.00 back."
The end!
LOL
that's hilarious hahaha
