Most Outrageous names for babies

Oh no! It is getting harder to figure out the name from lipreading.
 
SilverRoxy said:
Oh no! It is getting harder to figure out the name from lipreading.
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I did not think of that. My daughter named her baby an easy name to say for me. I asked her not give her a name that would be too hard for to say correctly. I would not name my baby after a car.
 
In the early 80's a couple named their son Astro Blaster after their favorite video game. To this day I wonder how the kid turned out and if he changed his name at the first opportunity. My mother had a patient who's daughter was named "female" and the mom thought the hospital had named the baby for her since on the paperwork it had female Ramos.
 
seb said:
My mother had a patient who's daughter was named "female" and the mom thought the hospital had named the baby for her since on the paperwork it had female Ramos.
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This is a joke that has been passed around for YEARS. I was making this joke with my friends in the 80s and I didn't know anyone who worked with babies in any capacity. Just like the Lemonjello and Orangejello twins, Sh*thead prounouced Shi-theed, yadda yadda. There is a basis for the Lemonjello and Orangejello rumors, however http://suburbanbanshee.wordpress.com/2009/01/29/lemonjelo-is-a-real-name/

Info on how Female is just part of many urban legend names:
http://www.babynamewizard.com/archives/2004/9/oranjello-and-lemonjello

And some kids apparently have been named that simply due to the urban legend. In the second link, there's a link in the article to a young guy named Craphonso.

There is also a kid named Urhines Kendall Icy Eight Special K. Urhines is pronounced Your Highness, and Special K is the street name for Ketamine. They think that Eight is from eight ball of coke or meth, and ice could be from meth or meaning blinged out. If you google his name you can even see his baby annoucement photo.
 
I am reading the second book of peculiar children series by Ransom Riggs- "Hollow City" - what a great book! :)

Fuzzy
 
I knew a woman that named her baby boy Morning Springrain b/c it was raining when he was born in the spring. :crazy: Mother! I only knew her , I did not like her.
 
When I lived in Northern California there was a woman that named her kids
Flopsy and Mopsy and the mother called herself Rainbow and the dad was called Squirrel . I called them :crazy: .
 
Have 2 nieces named....."Summer Day" & "Spring Rain"....2 Names that I would never name a boy are "Clarence" or "Oliver"....girls..."Ethel" or "Martha"...so old-fashioned....I do have a problem with Back-African names...so hard to pronounce, even spell.....
 
I did know a guy who was named Segundo in english Second cuz he was the second born. None of his other siblings had weird names
 
Recently, I had an applicant that called his son, "Danger" and another that chose a weird made up first name with a middle name, "middle" and for the last name, "last." People must do serious drugs these days to have no appreciation for how these names may impact their future careers....

Penn Jillette, formerly of the TV show "Penn & Teller B@@@@" named his daughter: Moxie CrimeFighter Jillette. Jillian Michael named her adopted son "Phoenix" and then of course there's Gwenth Paltrow's daughter Moses and Apple.....

Laura
 
How do you know that these who named weird or unusual names for their babies are doing drugs? :hmm: I don't think it is good idea to assume.

Lau2046 said:
Recently, I had an applicant that called his son, "Danger" and another that chose a weird made up first name with a middle name, "middle" and for the last name, "last." People must do serious drugs these days to have no appreciation for how these names may impact their future careers....

Penn Jillette, formerly of the TV show "Penn & Teller B@@@@" named his daughter: Moxie CrimeFighter Jillette. Jillian Michael named her adopted son "Phoenix" and then of course there's Gwenth Paltrow's daughter Moses and Apple.....

Laura
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Lau2046 said:
Recently, I had an applicant that called his son, "Danger" and another that chose a weird made up first name with a middle name, "middle" and for the last name, "last." People must do serious drugs these days to have no appreciation for how these names may impact their future careers....

Penn Jillette, formerly of the TV show "Penn & Teller B@@@@" named his daughter: Moxie CrimeFighter Jillette. Jillian Michael named her adopted son "Phoenix" and then of course there's Gwenth Paltrow's daughter Moses and Apple.....

Laura
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I heard of a nurse that asked a mother what she was naming her baby and the mother said " Blood colt " The nurse refuse to write that down. I agree , some parents are not thinking how the name well affect their child when they had to do to school . A teacher asked a boy what his name and he said Jack Horner . The teacher thought the boy was being a wiseass and made him sit in a corner . That was his real name. I guess his parents thought is was funny. I also knew a girl named Candy Bar when I was growing up. I guess her parents wanted her to be a hooker when she grew up.
 
I'm not fonds with crazed names because celebs did makes mistakes chosen names very crazy names as stupid! I ever see I'm not taking that crazed names for our child! I'm Christian

I'm chosen traditional names but I'm chosen good names if we have girl somedays if I'm taking Charlene Ann after my great aunts who passing in 1997 and 1999 and if boy if I'm taking Richard John after my grandfather who passing in 1976,my great-grandfather who passing in 1995 plus my uncle and cousin very strong names Richard John (RJ) if my late grandfather was here he accept this name in his honor names..if he in his spirit was right says agreed or NOT! We have wait and see..FINGER CROSS!!
 
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Yeah, too many stupid people exist out there regardless if they use dope or not.

Naming a baby requires plenty of thoughts, and time consuming and I think they are too lazy or don't want to think, "just pick name out of nothing" attitude. Or maybe just mentally challenged. I dunno.

For us, first boy was easy, I called him the 4th. That part was already agreed no problem. Second boy, took several months to figure out good but unusual name. Not many have that name, I think about 1,500 in United states have that name. Named our second son's name has to do with my wife origin.

Lau2046 said:
You're right, they're just stupid.
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