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ncff07 said:
The bumper isn't falling off your not thinking redneck .... it shows character ... as if its saying ... I got through that mudhole in one piece!!! if it isn't loose forget about it ... if its loose use wire to hold it together :D
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I am not a redneck and its does not show character to me. I am thinking about safety and about passing inspection .
 
ncff07 said:
The bumper isn't falling off your not thinking redneck .... it shows character ... as if its saying ... I got through that mudhole in one piece!!! if it isn't loose forget about it ... if its loose use wire to hold it together :D
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Make sure it is baling wire, hear??! :lol:
 
ncff07 said:
(I see what you did to keep religion out but I will anyways)
Amendment to first: Recite "American by birth, Southern by the Grace of God"

And most importantly ... after he passes the rest ....

We must take him snipe hunting :D
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Yes, I try to follow the moderator rules. Snipes are especially tasty and plentiful when hunting for them in a leach, Cottonmouth and alligator infested swamp area.
 
TinCanSailor said:
Your inside and outside temps are equal. If there is enough mud on the windshield it doesn't matter. :lol:



Ncff07 and I need to find Steinhauer and do a complete makeover of his truck and his wardrobe if he is to succeed in becoming redneck.

First, he will have to recite "Northern by birth, Southern by choice" 50 times in front of true southerners.

Second, he must produce a NASCAR ticket stub with an autographed photo of one of the drivers with him in the picture.

Third, he must prove that he either owned or rented in a "mobile home" at some time in his life.

Fourth, he must learn how to do a rebel yell (voice or sign).

Fifth and final, he must go on a midnight Coon hunt and provide proof of his shooting ability. :ty:
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Don't really matter about temps. It's always high humility due heavy rain or after. Without the AC then you are screwed up. I knew someone's friend removed AC unit from the engine for more HP then he got stuck in the traffic for few hours during summer. He got SWEAT like pig. :lol:

So that's mean all rednecks are bad smell?
 
Does it have dual fuel tanks? Some have single tank, and others have dual.

Steinhauer said:
Let's see if this works (using my phone). Picture I took a few hours ago:




For $400 I have no complaints
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TinCanSailor said:
Your inside and outside temps are equal. If there is enough mud on the windshield it doesn't matter. :lol:



Ncff07 and I need to find Steinhauer and do a complete makeover of his truck and his wardrobe if he is to succeed in becoming redneck.

First, he will have to recite "Northern by birth, Southern by choice" 50 times in front of true southerners.

Second, he must produce a NASCAR ticket stub with an autographed photo of one of the drivers with him in the picture.

Third, he must prove that he either owned or rented in a "mobile home" at some time in his life.

Fourth, he must learn how to do a rebel yell (voice or sign).

Fifth and final, he must go on a midnight Coon hunt and provide proof of his shooting ability. :ty:
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Don't forget he has to have these metal bull balls (AKA Truck Nuts) hanging from the hitch.

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ncff07 said:
And I almost forgot ... the gun rack also serves as a hat rack too ...
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Don't forget, the gun rack can also hold another gun rack and he can always stick confederate flags on poles in the bed area somewhere (I knew a guy who had two flying from the bed of his pickup and he drove all over town like that..lol)
 
Saavik said:
Don't forget he has to have these metal bull balls (AKA Truck Nuts) hanging from the hitch.

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Don't forget, the gun rack can also hold another gun rack and he can always stick confederate flags on poles in the bed area somewhere (I knew a guy who had two flying from the bed of his pickup and he drove all over town like that..lol)
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The county sheriff would have my truck neutered if I did that
 
Steinhauer said:
The county sheriff would have my truck neutered if I did that
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In Virginia, these damned things are everywhere and not limited to pickups, I saw a saloon with one dragging on the street and every hick in Virginia seems to have the Gadsden license plates.. Meh

I put a Russian and Canadian flag in the back window of my car and really confused them once..lol
 
Saavik said:
In Virginia, these damned things are everywhere and not limited to pickups, I saw a saloon with one dragging on the street and every hick in Virginia seems to have the Gadsden license plates.. Meh

I put a Russian and Canadian flag in the back window of my car and really confused them once..lol
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They used to be everywhere here too ... until people started getting ticketed.
 
I am going to get a bumper sticker .... :hmm:

"Driver carries no cash ... he's married'

or maybe one of those calvin decals of him peeing on a chevy?
 
Steinhauer said:
I am going to get a bumper sticker .... :hmm:

"Driver carries no cash ... he's married'

or maybe one of those calvin decals of him peeing on a chevy?
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Make your bumper sticker with duct tape and a black sharpie. :giggle:
 
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