Thanksgiving Day

because they made decision and they told me that they are busy, but I offered them to cook the thanksgivings dinner at home, and they didn't want take my offer.

Cracker Barrel is okay, but better than many nasty fast foods.

At least you'll be with your family , I hope that is a good thing. I am not too crazy about some of the people I will being eating with. I would rather stay home than deal with driving in the traffic with people who could be drunk.
 
At my grandmothers.... :ugh: Her cooking is TERRIBLE, none of us have the heart to tell her.... :( It's so DRY and just... Blech! Still, we eat it every year... then on Friday we all meet at my mothers ( secretly ) :giggle: and have delicious food! :D It makes grandma feel good she's cooking for all of us still, so we want her to stay happy. In a couple years she'll be "handing down" the tradition of cooking to my mother.... Very excited for that year...
 
Getting a 5 day weekend that starts tonight, then I fly to Charlotte tomorrow evening! OMG Damn the food gods if I come back with a muffin top! :shock: :P
 
The first Thanksgiving

Here is a story about the first Thanksgiving.

Its nice to invite friends over for Thanksgiving/


[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wFDSobNnfQs]The First Thanksgiving Story - YouTube[/ame]
 
At my grandmothers.... :ugh: Her cooking is TERRIBLE, none of us have the heart to tell her.... :( It's so DRY and just... Blech! Still, we eat it every year... then on Friday we all meet at my mothers ( secretly ) :giggle: and have delicious food! :D It makes grandma feel good she's cooking for all of us still, so we want her to stay happy. In a couple years she'll be "handing down" the tradition of cooking to my mother.... Very excited for that year...

I bet you wish there was a way to turn the calendar ahead a couple of years. It's very sweet of everyone to think of grandma's feelings .
I can relate to this my mom was not the best cook, dad was better . I never told mom this.
 
Eating a lot and then throwing up is called bulima. Got to be careful with that. Just go be all sexy like th epicture Mew posted.

I think the OP was using that throwing up cartoon because the photo of the woman is so gross.
 
Kids going to their dads, so looks like Im cooking for My wife, our son and myself for Thankee day.
 
At my grandmothers.... :ugh: Her cooking is TERRIBLE, none of us have the heart to tell her.... :( It's so DRY and just... Blech! Still, we eat it every year... then on Friday we all meet at my mothers ( secretly ) :giggle: and have delicious food! :D It makes grandma feel good she's cooking for all of us still, so we want her to stay happy. In a couple years she'll be "handing down" the tradition of cooking to my mother.... Very excited for that year...

Today we went over the river, through the woods , etc to Grandmother's house for the first round of celebration.

She took us to a nice restaurant..

Something to think about with your grandmother.
 
:laugh2: Poor Jess... :hug:

I'm sure you have nothing to worry about! :) :hug:

I can't believe you can stomach a photo like that. Lawd have mercy! :ugh: :laugh2:

For the rest of you, no I'm not bulimic (although I eat like a bird! :D ), I'm just SO grossed out! :roll:
 
I can't believe you can stomach a photo like that. Lawd have mercy! :ugh: :laugh2:

For the rest of you, no I'm not bulimic (although I eat like a bird! ;D ), I'm just SO grossed out! :roll:

Sorry i wasnt trying to make you look bulimic it was a joke. x_x sorry
 
I can't believe you can stomach a photo like that. Lawd have mercy! :ugh: :laugh2:

For the rest of you, no I'm not bulimic (although I eat like a bird! :D ), I'm just SO grossed out! :roll:

Jess... quick thought for you...

We live in Tampa. Now, think about most of the women you see around here on a typical day. Walmart, for example. Now, work in a hospital... I get to see those people.... almost if not completely naked... ( I say get like it's a pleasure :shock: It's NOT! ) Of course I can stomach this photo!!! I see worse on a Monday morning! :laugh2:

It's very hard to gross me out. :D

However, it's fun you're so easy! :laugh2:

I feel your pain though, I'm pretty sure I'd turn straight before I went this route... :laugh2:

No, Jess is not bulimic, she's just super health conscious! :D
 
that pic makes me wanna puke ... and femme_Fatale stuffed after thanksgiving makes me wanna start singing ....

I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung, wanna pull out your tough
'Cause you notice that butt was stuffed
Deep in the jeans she's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh baby, I wanna get with you
And take your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But that butt you got makes me so h***y
Ooh, Rump-o'-smooth-skin
You say you wanna get in my Benz?
Well, use me, use me
'Cause you ain't that average groupie
I've seen them dancin'
To hell with romancin'
She's sweat, wet,
Got it goin' like a turbo 'Vette
I'm tired of magazines
Sayin' flat butts are the thing
Take the average black man and ask him that
She gotta pack much back
So, fellas! (Yeah!) Fellas! (Yeah!)
Has your girlfriend got the butt? (Hell yeah!)
Tell 'em to shake it! (Shake it!) Shake it! (Shake it!)
Shake that healthy butt!
Baby got back!

I like 'em round, and big
And when I'm throwin' a gig
I just can't help myself, I'm actin' like an animal
Now here's my scandal
I wanna get you home
And ugh, double-up, ugh, ugh
I ain't talkin' bout Playboy
'Cause silicone parts are made for toys
I want 'em real thick and juicy
So find that juicy double
Mix-a-Lot's in trouble
Beggin' for a piece of that bubble
So I'm lookin' at rock videos
Knock-kneeded bimbos walkin' like hoes
You can have them bimbos
I'll keep my women like Flo Jo
A word to the thick soul sisters, I wanna get with ya
I won't cuss or hit ya
But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna ****
Till the break of dawn
Baby got it goin' on
A lot of simps won't like this song
'Cause them punks like to hit it and quit it
And I'd rather stay and play
'Cause I'm long, and I'm strong
And I'm down to get the friction on
So, ladies! {Yeah!} Ladies! {Yeah}
If you wanna roll in my Mercedes {Yeah!}
Then turn around! Stick it out!
Even white boys got to shout
Baby got back!

MWA HA HA HA LOLOL :laugh2::laugh2::laugh2::laugh2:

'scuse me now I'm gonna go hide my gonads LOL :laugh2:
 
No biggie, misunderstandings happen, but I also knew Mew was joking, thus the :laugh2: after the :ugh:

Pfffft, I'm always serious, what you talkin' bout!? :laugh2:

Ahhhh, who am I kidding, I like poking at Jess. :P She knows she's nowhere near fat and won't be even after the holiday. :)
 
that pic makes me wanna puke ... and femme_Fatale stuffed after thanksgiving makes me wanna start singing ....

I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung, wanna pull out your tough
'Cause you notice that butt was stuffed
Deep in the jeans she's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh baby, I wanna get with you
And take your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But that butt you got makes me so h***y
Ooh, Rump-o'-smooth-skin
You say you wanna get in my Benz?
Well, use me, use me
'Cause you ain't that average groupie
I've seen them dancin'
To hell with romancin'
She's sweat, wet,
Got it goin' like a turbo 'Vette
I'm tired of magazines
Sayin' flat butts are the thing
Take the average black man and ask him that
She gotta pack much back
So, fellas! (Yeah!) Fellas! (Yeah!)
Has your girlfriend got the butt? (Hell yeah!)
Tell 'em to shake it! (Shake it!) Shake it! (Shake it!)
Shake that healthy butt!
Baby got back!

I like 'em round, and big
And when I'm throwin' a gig
I just can't help myself, I'm actin' like an animal
Now here's my scandal
I wanna get you home
And ugh, double-up, ugh, ugh
I ain't talkin' bout Playboy
'Cause silicone parts are made for toys
I want 'em real thick and juicy
So find that juicy double
Mix-a-Lot's in trouble
Beggin' for a piece of that bubble
So I'm lookin' at rock videos
Knock-kneeded bimbos walkin' like hoes
You can have them bimbos
I'll keep my women like Flo Jo
A word to the thick soul sisters, I wanna get with ya
I won't cuss or hit ya
But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna ****
Till the break of dawn
Baby got it goin' on
A lot of simps won't like this song
'Cause them punks like to hit it and quit it
And I'd rather stay and play
'Cause I'm long, and I'm strong
And I'm down to get the friction on
So, ladies! {Yeah!} Ladies! {Yeah}
If you wanna roll in my Mercedes {Yeah!}
Then turn around! Stick it out!
Even white boys got to shout
Baby got back!

MWA HA HA HA LOLOL :laugh2::laugh2::laugh2::laugh2:

'scuse me now I'm gonna go hide my gonads LOL :laugh2:

Duuuuuuuuuuude, you must be a sadist or something as much as you seem to be screaming for Jess to give you a "good ol' nut buster." :laugh2: I think if you lived closer you'd be a little more cautious! :laugh2:
 
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