Worst Pick-up lines challenge!

You’ve got more curves than a triple integral. that's a really geeky one...i got a cheesy one now, but it's still cooler: Could I have directions? (to where?) TO YOUR HEART! (got this one from here Pick Up Lines Blog!)

I would actually be more comfortable with saying the first math sounding line than the second...the second one is too serious, and that takes some courage.

 
"Did you own or work on a chicken farm?"

After she answers no or whatever

"Cuz you sure know how to raise a cock"
 
i like thed 'you have 282 (or whatever how many it was) bones want one more?"
 
I must have died and gone to heaven, because I am looking at an angel.

How corny is that?
 
Pretend this is coming from a guy:

You must be Ireland, because when I see you my penis is Dublin.
 
A friend of mine used this one, and it actually WORKED!!!
"Nice boots. Wanna F%&k?"
 
anything you said to a girl is the worst pick-up lines
 
Wirelessly posted (sent from a smartphone. )

Do you have the same class schedule as mine?
 
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