Stupid Moments...

deafskeptic said:
:lol: I do things like this all time time to myself. 2 months ago, I hit a grocery cart (I was wearing flip flops) and my nail came part way off and I cut up the side of my toe as well. I bled like a stuck pig. I had to have the nail removed earlier this month.
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Ouch!
 
Two years ago and up until yesterday, I go to Walmart and my leg will go out. Only, the first time it did, when I fell, I ended up breaking my jaw since it hit the handle of the cart. Now, when I go down, I lean my head back a little if I can. I may very soon be in a wheelchair due to falling now at least 4-5 times a week.
 
I put my coffee this morning but I poured a wrong one. I poured a small milk because i thought it is a cream. Of course, I was too sleepy to notice something. Pfft. Silly me. :P
 
Jumped off the highest diving board and ended up being having to be rescued by the lifeguard because I couldn't get out of the pool as I was immobilised by pain. :lol:

Ended up losing my new $150 prescribed swim goggles right there in the pool after the jump.
And have had to attend the Chiropractor every few days. Also have had to get one of my tooth smoothed out as I've chipped it during that jump.
 
Here is one of mine: I was changing the oil on my truck and forgot to put the drain plug back in before adding new oil. I poured 2 quarts in before realizing my mistake. Not only did I have a very full pan of dirty oil to dispose of, I only had about 2 more quarts. So I had to drive to the store with only 2 quarts in the engine to get more oil.
 
Miss-Delectable said:
Jumped off the highest diving board and ended up being having to be rescued by the lifeguard because I couldn't get out of the pool as I was immobilised by pain. :lol:

Ended up losing my new $150 prescribed swim goggles right there in the pool after the jump.
And have had to attend the Chiropractor every few days. Also have had to get one of my tooth smoothed out as I've chipped it during that jump.
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Belly flop? Ouch.
 
Miss-Delectable said:
Jumped off the highest diving board and ended up being having to be rescued by the lifeguard because I couldn't get out of the pool as I was immobilised by pain. :lol:

Ended up losing my new $150 prescribed swim goggles right there in the pool after the jump.
And have had to attend the Chiropractor every few days. Also have had to get one of my tooth smoothed out as I've chipped it during that jump.
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Ouch!
 
One of my stupidest moments, i have at least 2 stories to tell.

1) I was in Canton, Ohio, visiting my dad's family since we live about 2 1/2 hours away from them. And it was close around to my birthday, and I was turning about 11 years old. My aunt bought me a spongebob squarepants cake from a local food market store. My dad's family wanted to celebrate my birthday early at my great-grandma's house. So, When it was time to get the cake out, my aunt wanted me to hold my cake up to take a picture with it. I held it up, not too far from the table. My aunt said to lift it up a little bit higher. So when I did...the whole cake fell down onto the patio floor. I was so embarrassed. My whole family ended up laughing and we ended up eating the cake, even though it was ruined and wasn't that dirty. But it was one of my stupidest moments.

2) I was in band rehearsal. We were taking a break and 3 of my guy friends were talking about something. I couldn't quite understand them, But I thought I heard them talking about ducks. And so I randomly shouted out QUACK! and they looked at me like i was crazy. And they laughed really hard. And I was confused at the moment because I thought that is what they were talking about. But, guess not!
 
I was going through officer candidate training at Quantico a looong time ago, concurrent with college (NROTC-Marine Corps) in a battalion in which I was the only female (I was the only woman Marine at my university, and they had no choice or means but to slip me through, very low profile, along with the guys). After completing the physically grueling program -- and it was brutal, I was a tiny little thing -- we celebrated the night before a big public ceremony by heading out to a movie. Getting into the van I closed the door on my hand and had to go through the ceremony with a great big highly visible bandage on a huge swollen broken pinky finger -- looking like I had the most girly and pathetic injury and causing many people to express horror that a wee and obviously delicate 95 lb girl would have gone through full combat and weapons training during a gap in regulations that enabled me to do so despite laws forbidding it in the years prior and since. It was so humiliating to have such a ridiculous injury undercut what could have been a really powerful moment. I still hate van doors.
 
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