An Irishman, A Jew, and A Homosexual

[Daredevel7]

This reminds me of my favorite "racist" joke, which I often use whenever I hear racist jokes.

"What do you call a black man who flies a plane?"

"A pilot, you f***in' racist."

You'd be surprised by how many people try to answer my joke and they usually go along the terms of "A very tanned Arab!!", so when I tell them the punch line, they look like they've been caught with their pants down.

Usually Im the only one that laughs at my own joke...

 

[Beowulf]

And they all have something in common. Can you guess what that is?

They have a need for mood-altering chemicals?

 

[Babyblue]

They have a need for mood-altering chemicals?

:drunk:

 

[jillio]

Good answer.

Yes, you two are excellent students. I will give you both an A+ for well thought out answers and 5 points for class participation.

 

[jillio]

They have a need for mood-altering chemicals?

A very creative answer. An A+ for you and 5 points for participation, as well.

 

[somedeafdudefromPNW]

They're all vegans, otherwise the chicken won't be posing.

 

[Beowulf]

They're all vegans, otherwise the chicken won't be posing.

 

[Steinhauer]

They are all standing in a bar! and they are people.

ummmm ... no. Well, yes, but ... umm .. no.


What did the elephant say to the naked man?

 

[Steinhauer]

How do you breathe out of that thing?

 

[yizuman]

Sorry, I don't get it

Yiz