A "Blonde's Cookbook"

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MONDAY....

It's fun to cook for Tom. Today I made angel food cake. The recipe said beat 12 eggs separately. The neighbors were nice enough to loan me some extra bowls..

TUESDAY....

Tom wanted fruit salad for supper. The recipe said serve without dressing. So I didn't dress. What a surprise, when Tom brought a friend home for supper.

WEDNESDAY....

A good day for rice. The recipe said wash thoroughly before steaming the rice. It seemed kind of silly but I took a bath anyway. I can't say it improved the rice any.

THURSDAY....

Today Tom asked for salad again I tried a new recipe. It said prepare ingredients; lay on a bed of lettuce one hour before serving. Tom asked me why I was rolling around in the garden.

FRIDAY....

I found an easy recipe for cookies. It said put the ingredients in a bowl and beat it. There must have been something wrong with this recipe. When I got back, everything was the same as when I left.

SATURDAY....

Tom did the shopping today and brought home a chicken. He asked me to dress it for Sunday. I don't have any clothes that fit it, and for some reason Tom keeps counting to ten.

SUNDAY.......

Tom's folks came to dinner. I wanted to serve roast but all I had was hamburger. Suddenly I had a flash of genius. I put the hamburger in the oven and set the controls for roast. It still came out hamburger, much to my disappointment.


GOOD NIGHT DEAR DIARY. This has been a very exciting week! I am eager for tomorrow to come so I can try out a new recipe on Tom.. If I can talk Tom into buying a bigger oven, I would like to surprise him with a chocolate moose!
 
Haha nice.

I'm confused about Monday though. I can see why it's funny but whats the right way to do it??
 
Bramus said:
Haha nice.

I'm confused about Monday though. I can see why it's funny but whats the right way to do it??
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You have to break the eggs open and separate the yolk from the white! All the yolks go into one bowl and the white into another bowl ! You do not need 12 bowls , only 2!
My sister was trying to made gingerbread and that batter was too soupy . I ask how how molasses she use and my sister said one and 1 half cup of molasses ! I read the recipe and it called for only 1/2 cup of molasses ! She put in one whole cup too! My sister was not good with reading math! We did not have any gingerbread!
 
whatdidyousay! said:
You have to break the eggs open and separate the yolk from the white! All the yolks go into one bowl and the white into another bowl ! You do not need 12 bowls , only 2!
My sister was trying to made gingerbread and that batter was too soupy . I ask how how molasses she use and my sister said one and 1 half cup of molasses ! I read the recipe and it called for only 1/2 cup of molasses ! She put in one whole cup too! My sister was not good with reading math! We did not have any gingerbread!
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Was she a Blonde?....:giggle:
 
whatdidyousay! said:
You have to break the eggs open and separate the yolk from the white! All the yolks go into one bowl and the white into another bowl ! You do not need 12 bowls , only 2!
My sister was trying to made gingerbread and that batter was too soupy . I ask how how molasses she use and my sister said one and 1 half cup of molasses ! I read the recipe and it called for only 1/2 cup of molasses ! She put in one whole cup too! My sister was not good with reading math! We did not have any gingerbread!
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:lol: that's funny. Lay on the bed of lettuce.
 
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Oh, rats, I thought it was Tom Brady, the Patriots quarterback! :lol:
 
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