The Things Game

thanks. lol with the gender one too

1. "I don't know how babies are made. Can you and dad show me?"
 
Ewwwwwwwww. :lol:

2. "Mommy, why does daddy call you a whore everytime you leave the house?"
 
3. "Did you sleep with the mailman? I don't look like either of you."
 
LOL! Harsh! :lol:

4. "Why did you yell at daddy when he got you a gym membership for your birthday? You could put it to use." :P
 
5. "No wonder why Daddy is always going to next door, to visit Miss. Jessica... She's prettier and skinnier than you are mommy."

Things you don't say to a doctor
 
2. "Look, I'm paying you so much money that I can't afford a decent lifestyle. Do you think you could stop examining your wife so much and start paying attention to my needs?"
 
"Doctor, Doctor! I think I'm suffering from Deja Vu!"

*Didn't I see you yesterday?*

Haw, haw, haw. :P Corny I know. :P
 
5. "Listen, doc, I think you should be exercising for at least an hour everyday."

Things that you shouldn't do or say in front, or to your mother-in-law.
 
*Burp* "Whoa!! That was a loud one... wanna see me burp the alphabet backwards?"

*Mother-in-law chases him out of her house with a rolling pin*
 
5. (to mother in law but doesn't know its her at the party) "My dad told me that he hates her cooking and that they were some of the worst months in his life."

Things to never say to a pastor
 
*Yawn* "This is soooo boring. I can't believe I missed the game for this."

Things you would never do/say to your neighbours.
 
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