VamPyroX
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Kim Jong Il and Barack Obama meet up in North Korea for the first round of talks in a new peace process. When Obama sits down, he notices 3 red buttons on the side of Kim's chair.
They begin talking. After about 5 minutes, Kim presses the first button.
A boxing glove springs out of a box on the desk and punches Obama in the face. Confused, Obama carries on talking as Kim laughs.
A few minutes later the second button is pressed. This time, a big boot comes out and kicks Obama in the shin. Again Kim laughs, and again Obama carries on talking... not wanting to put off the bigger issue of peace between the two countries.
But when the third button is pressed and another boot comes out and kicks Obama in the privates, he's finally had enough, knowing that he can't do much else but say "I'm going back home!" he tells the Korean. "We'll finish these talks in two weeks!"
Two weeks pass and Kim flies to the United States for talks. As the two men sit down, Kim notices 3 buttons on Obama's chair and prepares himself for the American's revenge.
They begin talking and Kim is uncooperative, Obama presses the first button. Kim ducks, but nothing happens. Obama snickers.
A few seconds later, as Kim continues his belligerence, Obama presses the second button. Kim jumps up, but again nothing happens. Obama roars with laughter.
As things progress, then the third button is pressed, Kim jumps up again, and again nothing happens. Obama falls on the floor in a fit of hysterics.
"Forget this," says Kim. "I'm going back to North Korea!"
Obama then says through tears of laughter, "What North Korea?"
They begin talking. After about 5 minutes, Kim presses the first button.
A boxing glove springs out of a box on the desk and punches Obama in the face. Confused, Obama carries on talking as Kim laughs.
A few minutes later the second button is pressed. This time, a big boot comes out and kicks Obama in the shin. Again Kim laughs, and again Obama carries on talking... not wanting to put off the bigger issue of peace between the two countries.
But when the third button is pressed and another boot comes out and kicks Obama in the privates, he's finally had enough, knowing that he can't do much else but say "I'm going back home!" he tells the Korean. "We'll finish these talks in two weeks!"
Two weeks pass and Kim flies to the United States for talks. As the two men sit down, Kim notices 3 buttons on Obama's chair and prepares himself for the American's revenge.
They begin talking and Kim is uncooperative, Obama presses the first button. Kim ducks, but nothing happens. Obama snickers.
A few seconds later, as Kim continues his belligerence, Obama presses the second button. Kim jumps up, but again nothing happens. Obama roars with laughter.
As things progress, then the third button is pressed, Kim jumps up again, and again nothing happens. Obama falls on the floor in a fit of hysterics.
"Forget this," says Kim. "I'm going back to North Korea!"
Obama then says through tears of laughter, "What North Korea?"
