joe the plumber is rich... not!

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McCain said, "Joe the Plumber, you're rich!"

Apparently, right now, he owes taxes. And he's unemployed. And he's broke.

What happened to that $250,000 business?

"Joe" is full of B.S. talk. He's just a white trash loser.

Now he says he's writing a book on American values saying he's spreading his wealth! LOL! He's full of shit! :lol:

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"Everyone came at me to write a book. They had dollar signs in their eyes. '101 Things Joe the Plumber Knows' or some stupid s--- like that. Excuse me, I am sorry," he said. "You know I will get behind something solid, but I won't get behind fluff. I won't cash in, and when people do read the book they will figure out that I didn't cash in. At least I hope they figure that out."

The book, called "Joe the Plumber -- Fighting for the American Dream," is to be released by a group called PearlGate Publishing and other small publishing houses.

"I am not going to a conglomerate that way we actually can get the economy jump started. Like there is five publishing companies in Michigan. There's a couple down in Texas. They are small ones that can handle like 10 or 15,000 copies. I can go to a big one that could handle a million or two. But they don't need the help. They are already rich. So that's spreading the wealth to me," he said.

'Joe the Plumber' Plans Life After 2008 Election - FOXNews.com Elections
 
He needs to do some work on his grammar before he undertakes the task of authoring a book.
 
"He needs to do some work on his grammar before he undertakes the task of authoring a book."

LOL, he's not writing the book himself, he's going to have a ghostwriter write a book.

Unlike Obama who actually wrote his OWN books himself! :)
 
it just gets worse! :giggle:

an unemployed joe the plumber, apparently not getting the $250,000 job, launched his own tacky website, (secureourdream.com) remisicent of the 1996 web design, and is going to sell his new book... autographed! He's trying to secure our dreams! He said he will save us from the corruption in the government!

Wait, he will offer free subscription to the poor but premium service to the rich. Wow! What a novel concept!

article making fun of his website:

Joe The Plumber Launches Website, Will Ruin Websites Forever
 
"Joe the Plumber" is nothing but a has-been wannabe. That's all there is to it.
 
Well Joe had his 15 minutes of fame. Now he gotta go show his asscrack under the damn kitchen sink.
 
netrox said:
"He needs to do some work on his grammar before he undertakes the task of authoring a book."

LOL, he's not writing the book himself, he's going to have a ghostwriter write a book.

Unlike Obama who actually wrote his OWN books himself! :)
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Then grammar aside, he needs to work on tying to cohesive thoughts together.:giggle:
 
Just like practically everyone else who has had his/her 15 minute of fame...trying to profit from it!
 
Please, somebody, tell me I'm NOT the only one who is sick of "Joe the Plumber"!

Hope the book flops, so he'll just fade into the sunset.


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Oceanbreeze said:
Please, somebody, tell me I'm NOT the only one who is sick of "Joe the Plumber"!

Hope the book flops, so he'll just fade into the sunset.


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Trust me, you aren't the only one!
 
Oceanbreeze said:
Please, somebody, tell me I'm NOT the only one who is sick of "Joe the Plumber"!

Hope the book flops, so he'll just fade into the sunset.


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Heh, count me in. I find it hard to believe this guy's book would be taken seriously by some. I'm sick of hearing about this. LOL.

He could use a few tips in web design too. Scrolling text is a big no no as it's annoying to a lot of viewers as is low contrast upon arrival. Yeah, the contrast improved after a while but you don't want to risk losing readers.
 
His website said, "The other day, I was contacted by 72-year old man who pleaded with me to share his story with the media and politicians. He and his wife lost all of their savings in the stock market recently. They worked all their lives for this country and now they have nothing. Why? Because of corruption in Washington. That man asked me, “What do I do now Joe?”

So, here’s my promise to Robert and the other Joes and Janes out there who have been failed by their politicians. I have formed this organization to bring together individuals who want to help others, while at the same time ensuring our government keeps answering our tough questions."

That old man needs to be told that tax-evading unlicensed Joe the Plumber is NOT qualified to give advice on financial issues. :)

Joe The Plumber - SecureOurFreedom.com - We The People
 
netrox said:
His website said, "The other day, I was contacted by 72-year old man who pleaded with me to share his story with the media and politicians. He and his wife lost all of their savings in the stock market recently. They worked all their lives for this country and now they have nothing. Why? Because of corruption in Washington. That man asked me, “What do I do now Joe?”

So, here’s my promise to Robert and the other Joes and Janes out there who have been failed by their politicians. I have formed this organization to bring together individuals who want to help others, while at the same time ensuring our government keeps answering our tough questions."

That old man needs to be told that tax-evading unlicensed Joe the Plumber is NOT qualified to give advice on financial issues. :)

Joe The Plumber - SecureOurFreedom.com - We The People
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Since Joe himself is broke, out of work, and owes delinquent taxes, he is the last person I would turn to for finanacial advise!:roll:
 
jillio said:
Since Joe himself is broke, out of work, and owes delinquent taxes, he is the last person I would turn to for finanacial advise!:roll:
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Exactly. I'd like to see what happens when "Joe the Plumber" is sued for the financial advice he's giving. Doesn't he realize he's setting himself up for a slew of lawsuits by counseling others on financial matters? What on earth is he thinking? :roll:
 
Hear Again said:
Exactly. I'd like to see what happens when "Joe the Plumber" is sued for the financial advice he's giving. Doesn't he realize he's setting himself up for a slew of lawsuits by counseling others on financial matters? What on earth is he thinking? :roll:
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Evidently, he doesn't think. That's the problem.:giggle:
 
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