put down yo momma joke much as can!

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little rule here before you post it. try not to be put racial yo momma joke, okay?

here one my,

yo momma so huge that when she barf, earth does become wasteland.
 
Dragonshadow32 said:
little rule here before you post it. try not to be put racial yo momma joke, okay?

here one my,

yo momma so huge that when she barf, earth does become wasteland.
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Yo Momma so HUGE--SAT on a RAINBOW--SKITTLES POPPED OUT!

:lol: Top that one Dragonshadow32 :lol:
 
Byrdie714 said:
Yo Momma so HUGE--SAT on a RAINBOW--SKITTLES POPPED OUT!

:lol: Top that one Dragonshadow32 :lol:
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:rofl2:

I always *LOVE* that one! However, The way I use it is a little bit different from yours.

I tend to use this one -- "Yo mamma so fat that she sat on the rainbow and farted skittles!" :lol:
 
Yo Momma is so fat, her belt is the size of the Washington DC Beltway!
 
Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled, "HEY, KOOL-AID!"
 
Yo Momma is so ugly she put the Boogie Man outta business!
 
Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!! "
 
Yo momma so fat, she could roll down the hill faster than a speeding nascar racing car.
 
Yo momma so fat, you could throw her up in the air and she'll get stuck.
 
Yo momma so fat, when she put on a Goodyear Blimp t-shirt, the pilot crawled up her ass and tried to fly her.
 
Yo momma so fat, she uses a whale as a transportation.
 
Yo Momma is so fat, she laid on the beach, people were running around her screaming, " Free Willy! Free Willy! Free Willy! "
 
Yo momma so fat that she sits around the house... and I do mean AROUND the house. ;)
 
Yo momma so poor when one day I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing.. she said... moving!!
 
Yo momma is so stupid that she thought a quarterback was a refund.
 
David said:
Yo momma so fat, when she put on a Goodyear Blimp t-shirt, the pilot crawled up her ass and tried to fly her.
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Ooh! Yeow! :rofl:

Yo mama so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.
 
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