Have the Jehovah Witness people come to your door?

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Dang... Was not the one selling condoms with flavor and glow at my door ? I am so sick of the Jehovan knock the door told me that the flag was not suppose to be hang up at my window. I told them F**K Off... They never came to my door.

It feels like that someone came to my door and preaching me about this or that.

:ugh:
 
Originally posted by Sabrina
Dang... Was not the one selling condoms with flavor and glow at my door ? I am so sick of the Jehovan knock the door told me that the flag was not suppose to be hang up at my window. I told them F**K Off... They never came to my door.

It feels like that someone came to my door and preaching me about this or that.

:ugh:
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It happen to me all the times... guess what ??? I give them the notes as warning them and pls spread round their fellowship to not bother my place otherwise i will slap charge against them for being hassement ! so it work !! they have been leave me alone for heck long time which is so relief for me !
 
I have had them come to the door on occasions and i tell them IM deaf please go away! and close the door in thier face!
 
Java....they are looking for deafies. They might think deaf dumb but anywayyyy they rather look for deaf. So just shut the door in their face. :D

I had experience and I tells my mom to go out because she'll tell them off. :D
 
How do you make a JW go away?



Offer them a bloody-mary.

(no offense to .. anyone who's a JW)
 
I've had some JW people coming to my door, I just simply tell them to please go away we're not interested and not to come again.. so far we have not had any coming to our door for about 2 yrs now.
 
u know what i'd do..
open the door naked...
when they look at me..

i'd scream

"you've sinned bitch!"
 
Originally posted by wickedeyed
u know what i'd do..
open the door naked...
when they look at me..

i'd scream

"you've sinned bitch!"
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:laugh2:
 
I understand.. but do not forget that there are lots of deafies who are JW too. Just respect others. :)

I normally tell them that I am not interested and then I told then "BYE" with friendly gesture. That is it..
 
ive had JW's coming to my door too and have told them im not interested and close the door -- same applies to the mormon missionaries :roll: and ive been raised in the LDS faith and know what qq i ALSO close the door in their faces too :laugh2: :laugh2: cuz ive told them REPEATIVELY to *not* come here looking for me cuz i will NOT talk to them -- mom said that was "rude" i told her i didnt give a flying fuck :fu:
 
and ive been raised in the LDS faith
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Poor FF! I mean I don't have anything against LDS at ALL, but if you're gay and LDS it can be quite horrible. Isn't there a LDS/ Mormon gay support group? I forget what it's called.....
To get back to the orginal thread topic..for the street missionaries I just act deaf...I'll sign "What? I'm sorry...I can't understand you...I am deaf." Luckily it's very rare that the prolethesizers come visit my neighborhood. However when they do...I have so much fun with them! I'll say stuff like " Certainly...won't you come in? We were just awaiting a person to use for our next human sacrifice..... You must have been sent by Zamphir Himself!"
 
Yeah, many times they came to my door to look for deaffies to go to their church. Even though if Jehovah Witness people are deaf who came to my door, I still slam the door -- they absousblety have no respect.
 
Originally posted by deafdyke
Poor FF! I mean I don't have anything against LDS at ALL, but if you're gay and LDS it can be quite horrible. Isn't there a LDS/ Mormon gay support group? I forget what it's called.....
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nahh im not worried abt that cuz i DONT agree with what the church teaches in the first place -- im just still on their books out of respect for the family matriarch for the time being -- ive dissed the LDS church many times when talking to other family members who can handle my dissing the church :laugh2: :laugh2: *shrugs*
 
I grew up next door to Jehovah Witness and I lived with a woman for a year and her family was Jehovah Witness {she was not} . I feel very sorry for kids brought up in this religion. I witnessed many hypocrisies and abuses by elders in this religion. That's not to say stuff like this doesn't happen in other forms of religion because it does, but it my opinion there is just more of it with the Jehovahs
 
Yes, JW have been come to our doors, one of them found out that I am deaf. they came back with deaf person. (geez) but i told them i am not interesting, we have our own church and we are happy with it.. they never came back..
But right now there are alert around the neighbors, that cops hand out flyers.. It says.. Warning, Two or four men act like preacher or christain, dressed in suits. Do not allow them in your home. Call 911 immediately.
(those men are wanted by police for rape women and little children).. eek :ugh:
 
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I had 2 mormon missionaries coming to my door 3 weeks ago while wife was out (shes a mormon oh well Im :crazy: for marry one even though im atheist) they were looking fer the wife and here I was looking like shit ran over me with ciggie dangle from my lip I go like "what?" then recognize the LDS id's I go like oh shit

wasted 5 minits shooing them from the door
 
Reading all of this thread... y'll are making me smiling... reason? Don't be afraid of me or anything because my family are part of that religion Jehovah's Witnesses, I was raised in that religion my entire life... how do I feel about it? I'm tired of it already but I wished they shouldn't pushed me to be in that religion but I was younger and dumber :lol:....
The main reason J.W. ppl comes to your doors because they want to tell you their "Good news" blah blah, I am never good at telling people that news which I try to avoid telling ppl and made other tell them not me... Basically they're good religion but now I'm hearing some experiences from other people beside this AD2, I think no religion are a true real religion and it's just people's choices. As for now I choose nothing but believe it in my heart, that's all for now. If y'll have any questions go ahead ask me in my ask me question in my thread or post your questions here and I'll gladly to answer anything!:thumb:
 
Originally posted by sablescort
I had 2 mormon missionaries coming to my door 3 weeks ago while wife was out (shes a mormon oh well Im :crazy: for marry one even though im atheist) they were looking fer the wife and here I was looking like shit ran over me with ciggie dangle from my lip I go like "what?" then recognize the LDS id's I go like oh shit

wasted 5 minits shooing them from the door
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:laugh2: i imagine that sucked sablescort -- shouldve told them to call ur wife directly and make arrangements if they wanna come to visit :roll: ive had the same situation with missionaries looking for my mom and shes not home i tell them to call her and leave a msg then *close door and lock*
 
Originally posted by pinkster
How do you make a JW go away?



Offer them a bloody-mary.

(no offense to .. anyone who's a JW)
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it's no offense to me or (hopefully anyone whose JW in here) My secret way to make JW go away... tell them what are they against of? gay/lesbian/homosexual people? if so tell them you are one of it and tell them you don't want to be JW because they are against it so sowwy! :rofl: try that one and it will work...
 
Never happen to me yet. Probably happened to my parent but to me havent happen yet.
 
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