What's the worst movie you've seen? - Page 2

DeafCaver · 11-17-2009, 08:05 AM

There are a lot of movies in that catagory... movies so bad that if I had access to the film archives I'd burn the copies so that nobody else would be subjected to it's badness.

Off the top of my head list:
The 9th Gate (what the HELL was it about???)

40 Year Old Virgin... (sorry but it was so NOT funny that I actually walked out of the theater)

Any "Austin Powers" sequels... (the original was fine but the sequels kept getting progressively dumber with each number).

Vertical Limit (I've done some of the climbing shown in the movie... not the stunts ... this is really STOOPID )

Star Wars Ep. 1 & 2 ( Annie Skywalker and Jar Jar Binks... nuff said )

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I happen to be VERY selective now of the movies I go out to watch. A lot of them range from not too bad to major disappointments to I want my damned money back!! NOW!!
There have been some good ones in the last 5 years and those I will spend the money to buy the DVD. Most of my movie collection are movies made anywhere from 10 to 80 years ago.

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Originally Posted by darkage

Last time, we watched movie "The Love Guru". I hate it. This file is very dumb story. I never like Mike Myers play in any movies since Wayne's World.

There were a few okay jokes I saw in the trailer... probably the best was "...I had a hat like that once... but then my mom got a job.." but yeah I waited for other people to go see it and they said it sucked. Saved myself some money there what? Myers does have a good sense of humor but sometimes (more often than not) it's way OFF and bombs.

darkage · 11-17-2009, 08:12 AM

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Originally Posted by society's_child

I refused to spend my hard earned money on that. The second I saw the trailer, I just knew it was gonna be total crap.

We got free movie pass because my son works at AMC. He is tech person on the projectors. This week, we will see movie "2012" with caption

~*Kaelei*~ · 11-17-2009, 08:39 AM

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Originally Posted by DeafCaver

40 Year Old Virgin... (sorry but it was so NOT funny that I actually walked out of the theater)

Vertical Limit (I've done some of the climbing shown in the movie... not the stunts ... this is really STOOPID )

Dude.... 40 year old Virgin was Funny and it was good! Also Vertical Limit is pretty good, I enjoyed it.

society's_child · 11-17-2009, 08:41 AM

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Originally Posted by darkage

This week, we will see movie "2012" with caption

I wanna see that. I'm not expecting Oscar caliber filmaking or anything, though. Sometimes a person just needs a little cinematic escapism.

Storme · 11-18-2009, 03:38 AM

The Grudge (2004) - Remake of the original Japanese movie by the same name

We watched the Japanese version and liked it better than the American version.

I don't think the Mike Myers movies weren't bad compared to the Adam Sandler movies that I've seen with the latest by Adam being the worst movie my family and friends watched: The Zohan.

I'm glad I'm not really a Star Wars fan, but I admit that some of the later movies sucked with that kid who played the child version of Anakin Skywalker and there on.

SuperChris · 11-18-2009, 12:58 PM

Errrm Hulk and Next is worst film i seen.

DeafCaver · 11-18-2009, 01:18 PM

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Originally Posted by ~*Kaelei*~

Dude.... 40 year old Virgin was Funny and it was good! Also Vertical Limit is pretty good, I enjoyed it.

Well that's good ... glad you liked them both... they just were not up to my own personal tastes...
Virgin was dumb in my opinion... I walked out when that drunk girl threw up in his lap. I didn't think that was funny at all... neither any of the other stuff before that... I didn't see the rest of the film but heard about it... and still haven't found reason to see it. Sorry...

Vertical Limit was dumb as well because as a caver, rock and ice climber MANY of the things I saw were incorrect and just too impossible to accomplish in real life. The 30 foot leap across an ice chasm with ice-axes and landing on the far wall was just pure B.S. the guy's arms would've been ripped clean out of his sockets because of the impact and sudden stop.
The opening sequence was possible but nobody I know climbs with THREE people on the same rope. Even if they did they could have started swinging their bodies to get closer to the rock and find a hand/foot hold to take their respective weight off the rope's tension and thereby saving themselves. But no it was more DRAMATIC to have the guy sacrifice himself by cutting the rope... (note: there's still a lot of weight on the rope with TWO people... it would've cut and broke anyway... especially when the tension of the THIRD guy was suddenly released making the rope slide UP on the sharp rock and pppfftt)...
Sorry... a movie needs to have realism to it even if it's just a made up story the things IN the movie need to be real... for me... to be enjoyable.

society's_child · 11-18-2009, 01:20 PM

I really liked Vertical Limit, too. Probably because I haven't a CLUE how mountaneering is really done.

jupitersnymph · 11-18-2009, 09:30 PM

The Fountain.

posts from hell · 11-18-2009, 09:48 PM

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Originally Posted by society's_child

I really liked Vertical Limit, too. Probably because I haven't a CLUE how mountaneering is really done.

I watched Vertical Limit when it came out in the theaters --
I made some comments during the most saddest part of the movie and my friend bust a gut laughing so hard, while everyone was like "oh...my...."

jinxedkitten · 11-18-2009, 09:55 PM

Dead Alive!

I almost died from laughing when the rectum followed a victim and..

... farted...

whatdidyousay! · 11-18-2009, 10:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Bramus

"The Happening"- terrible acting except for john leguizamo

"The Strangers"- that was just...Liv Tyler's just lucky that she's pretty in that movie

"I Love You, Beth Cooper"- teen romantic comedy that's toilet-worthy

"Inglorious Bastards"- not Tarantino's best movie, not by a longshot. Christopher Waltz, however, deserves every award he's given!

I'm sure there are more that I can't think of right now.

I thought that movie was brilliant! It's definitely not for those with weak constitutions or a good head on their shoulders.

I just rented 'The Happening"- ! I will let you know what I think of it! I hope it not that bad!

**TWA** · 11-18-2009, 11:41 PM

40 Year Old Virgin is boss, man!

Worst movie I've seen? I'd say Dr. Doolittle Pt. 2

darkage · 11-19-2009, 11:38 PM

Today, I watched movie "Paranormal Activity". First time, I felt like vomit at movie. Someone ran down stair to exit. I tried watch movie to complete film but I feel sick at AMC. Still too curious to see what happen but....... I feel worst illness. My first time, I left not complete movie.

I will not say this is worst, lousy, stink movie. Just too curious to see what happen but still feel sick. So, I left from AMC. Went home and ate fresh fruit and vegatable. I took nap. Now I feel better.

I seem that this film is not great for my heart disease or shake film like Cloverfield or not enough my meal/drink water or too tired from work???

whatdidyousay! · 11-21-2009, 03:27 PM

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Originally Posted by whatdidyousay!

I just rented 'The Happening"- ! I will let you know what I think of it! I hope it not that bad!

I just watch " The Happening " and it WAS BAAAD!! Was there a plot! I have seen to miss it!

Grummer · 11-21-2009, 03:54 PM

the happening was quite good, I liked the creative ideas behind a totally different story plot, M.Night Shayamala is famous for creative films with minimal use of SFX, he emphasie the use of story , alot of ppl accostumed to blockbusters isnt going to find it appealing, too bad , to me they aren't real 'film watchers' just plain mass consumers in other words- boring public.
and also Id find they are unappreciative people, thus would likely to be boring people to invite to my house.

WhiteWolves64 · 11-21-2009, 05:22 PM

The worst movie we ever watched was Crank 2..... DUMB ones and some of them are funny but not always..... UGH....

whatdidyousay! · 11-21-2009, 08:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Grummer

the happening was quite good, I liked the creative ideas behind a totally different story plot, M.Night Shayamala is famous for creative films with minimal use of SFX, he emphasie the use of story , alot of ppl accostumed to blockbusters isnt going to find it appealing, too bad , to me they aren't real 'film watchers' just plain mass consumers in other words- boring public.
and also Id find they are unappreciative people, thus would likely to be boring people to invite to my house.

I fell a sleep watching "'The Happening" as nothing was happenning!!
I thought the acting was horrible!

MikePDX · 11-22-2009, 12:17 PM

Yellow (97)
I love you, Man ('09)
Zack and Miri Make a Porno (08)
The Babysitters (07)

I turned off my TV after 10-15 minutes of each of the above movie. That's about an hour of my life I'll never get back.

**JClarke** · 11-22-2009, 04:52 PM

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Originally Posted by MikePDX

Yellow (97)
I love you, Man ('09)
Zack and Miri Make a Porno (08)
The Babysitters (07)

I turned off my TV after 10-15 minutes of each of the above movie. That's about an hour of my life I'll never get back.

Nooooooooooo, Zack and Miri make a porno, was so funny.

kokonut · 11-22-2009, 06:35 PM

For "A" movies I'd say "A Fish called Wanda." I wasted my money renting it and watched only half of it. That a long time ago though. I'm sure there are a few more movies that came out really bad and can't just recall them yet. But I certainly don't see anything good about the Wanda movie despite it winning an Oscar which was a bit puzzling even laughable. Just wasn't my cup o' tea. Don't even bother watching that movie. Not that good.

As for "B" movies...hmm...dunno. I'd have to think about that one. I'm sure there are some out there. LOL.

**Pepsi** · 11-24-2009, 08:01 AM

What Is The Worst Movie You Ever Seen?

natty_4ever · 01-20-2010, 11:31 PM

Year One, the Love Guru, and the Happening. All three, crappy movies. Probably in that order from worst to bad.

**TXgolfer** · 01-20-2010, 11:59 PM

Eddie and the Cruisers 2: Eddie Lives. I had to walk out.

I also walked out of The Fabulous Baker Boys but alot of people loved that one.

kokonut · 01-21-2010, 02:40 AM

Avatar.

darkage · 01-21-2010, 08:51 AM

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Originally Posted by society's_child

I refused to spend my hard earned money on that. The second I saw the trailer, I just knew it was gonna be total crap.

I almost never buy ticket for approx 5 years. My son works at AMC.
Last years, we watched 40 different movies with caption.

darkage · 01-21-2010, 08:58 AM

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Originally Posted by kokonut

For "A" movies I'd say "A Fish called Wanda." I wasted my money renting it and watched only half of it.

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Originally Posted by kokonut

Avatar.

Did you see this movie?
I do not understand your complain about "Wasted my money......"
How come movie "Avatar" is more expensive than rent DVD - "A Fish Called Wanda"?

I am very pleasure to watch "A Fish Called Wanda" and "Avatar".
A Fish Called Wanda - excellent comedy movie.
Avatar - beautiful - excellent special effect and art work.

Lighthouse77 · 01-21-2010, 11:28 AM

I just remember, "IT" by Stephen King. Ever since, I hated clowns. http://www.stephenking.com/library/television/it.html

**Banjo** · 01-21-2010, 02:30 PM

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Originally Posted by darkage

Did you see this movie?

He didn't see the movie, he's only saying it to ruffle some feathers since it has some political elements to it. Nothing new. Hee.

On the other hand, I did see the movie and it's not anywhere near to being the worst movie of all times. Neither is A Fish Called Wanda, but that's for people who like British humour. A Fish Called Wanda is considered a classic and one of the best comedies among many. There were even a couple references to the classic TV comedy sitcom, Fawlty Towers in the movie.

Now for bad movies....

Troll 2 is so bad it's good... barely. I vaguely recall a movie called "Santa Claus Conquers the Martians", let's not discuss that one.

**Banjo** · 01-21-2010, 02:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Lighthouse77

I just remember, "IT" by Stephen King. Ever since, I hated clowns. StephenKing.com - IT

Oh, the first part was great.... then came the second part which really blew chunks.

11-18-2009, 01:20 PM	#38 (permalink)
society's_child Registered User Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: The big MD Posts: 4,594 Blog Entries: 6	I really liked Vertical Limit, too. Probably because I haven't a CLUE how mountaneering is really done. __________________ ...just passing thru, y'all.

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Grummer Registered User Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: In the Batcave Posts: 9,512	the happening was quite good, I liked the creative ideas behind a totally different story plot, M.Night Shayamala is famous for creative films with minimal use of SFX, he emphasie the use of story , alot of ppl accostumed to blockbusters isnt going to find it appealing, too bad , to me they aren't real 'film watchers' just plain mass consumers in other words- boring public. and also Id find they are unappreciative people, thus would likely to be boring people to invite to my house. __________________ "Problems cannot be solved at the same level of awareness that created them." Albert Einstein

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kokonut Registered User Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 15,348	For "A" movies I'd say "A Fish called Wanda." I wasted my money renting it and watched only half of it. That a long time ago though. I'm sure there are a few more movies that came out really bad and can't just recall them yet. But I certainly don't see anything good about the Wanda movie despite it winning an Oscar which was a bit puzzling even laughable. Just wasn't my cup o' tea. Don't even bother watching that movie. Not that good. As for "B" movies...hmm...dunno. I'd have to think about that one. I'm sure there are some out there. LOL. __________________ Before AD. After AD. "Restriction on free thought and free speech is the most dangerous of all subversions. It is the one un-American act that could most easily defeat us." -Thurgood Marshall, former Supreme Court Justice "... turns out they are telling the truth."

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11-18-2009, 03:38 AM	#35 (permalink)
Storme Registered User Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 11	The Grudge (2004) - Remake of the original Japanese movie by the same name We watched the Japanese version and liked it better than the American version. I don't think the Mike Myers movies weren't bad compared to the Adam Sandler movies that I've seen with the latest by Adam being the worst movie my family and friends watched: The Zohan. I'm glad I'm not really a Star Wars fan, but I admit that some of the later movies sucked with that kid who played the child version of Anakin Skywalker and there on.

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SuperChris Registered User Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 247	Errrm Hulk and Next is worst film i seen.

11-18-2009, 09:30 PM	#39 (permalink)
jupitersnymph Registered User Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 39	The Fountain.

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jinxedkitten Registered User Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: California Posts: 2,488	Dead Alive! I almost died from laughing when the rectum followed a victim and.. ... farted...

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TWA Premium Member Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 5,374	40 Year Old Virgin is boss, man! Worst movie I've seen? I'd say Dr. Doolittle Pt. 2

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darkage Registered User Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 1,717	Today, I watched movie "Paranormal Activity". First time, I felt like vomit at movie. Someone ran down stair to exit. I tried watch movie to complete film but I feel sick at AMC. Still too curious to see what happen but....... I feel worst illness. My first time, I left not complete movie. I will not say this is worst, lousy, stink movie. Just too curious to see what happen but still feel sick. So, I left from AMC. Went home and ate fresh fruit and vegatable. I took nap. Now I feel better. I seem that this film is not great for my heart disease or shake film like Cloverfield or not enough my meal/drink water or too tired from work???

11-22-2009, 12:17 PM	#49 (permalink)
MikePDX Registered User Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Portland, OR Posts: 15 Blog Entries: 1	Yellow (97) I love you, Man ('09) Zack and Miri Make a Porno (08) The Babysitters (07) I turned off my TV after 10-15 minutes of each of the above movie. That's about an hour of my life I'll never get back.

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natty_4ever Registered User Join Date: Dec 2009 Posts: 351	Year One, the Love Guru, and the Happening. All three, crappy movies. Probably in that order from worst to bad.

01-20-2010, 11:59 PM	#54 (permalink)
TXgolfer Dream Weaver Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Everywhere Posts: 17,594	Eddie and the Cruisers 2: Eddie Lives. I had to walk out. I also walked out of The Fabulous Baker Boys but alot of people loved that one.

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Lighthouse77 Registered User Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 4,167	I just remember, "IT" by Stephen King. Ever since, I hated clowns. http://www.stephenking.com/library/television/it.html __________________ Good thing about standards is that there are so many of them to choose from.

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