You've got Blonde

[Calvin]

Sometimes blondes are dangerous.... lol

 

[Grummer]

yes, they make lethal mistakes

 

[Calvin]

tsk tsk change of plans!

Carolina road trip baby! :P

SCB and ncff07, here's your preview

Nuh-uh, double up!

 

[Mewtilation]

It's the cute ones you have to worry about!

 

[sonocativo]

It's the cute ones you have to worry about!

Especially the quiet ones that hide the inner beast ...lol

 

[diabolique]

Carolina road trip baby![/B] :P

SCB and ncff07, here's your preview

Nuh-uh, double up!

You're more blonde than I am! I'm in!

This is my take...

A redhead tells her blonde sister, "I slept with a Brazilian...."
The blonde replies, "Oh my God! You slut! How many is a brazilian?"

 

[AlleyCat]

Sometimes blondes are dangerous.... lol

Yes. Especially if they have a dose of red (or strawberry) thrown in. Just like me.

 

[ncff07]

An old blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake...

He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels.

After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?'

The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.

In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, 'Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things:

1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.

2. The bouncer is a blonde girl with a 'Billy-Club'.

3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.

4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter.

5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.

'Now, think about it seriously, Cowboy.... Do you still wanna tell that blonde joke?'

The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters, 'Hell no!!!!! Not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times!!!!!!!!!!!!'

 

[sonocativo]

what goes blonde burnette, blonde burnette, blonde burnette?
A bottle blonde doing cartwheels.

 

[ncff07]

what goes blonde burnette, blonde burnette, blonde burnette?
A bottle blonde doing cartwheels.

burnette??? sono are you a blond????