You might be a Floridian if.....
You might be a Floridian if
I thought this was funny, most of it is true!
for jacksonville, you also know that the mosh has nothing to do with concerts.
The construction on roosevelt boulevard streets may have been scheduled a year, but you were born and graduated in the time it took them to finish.
You might be Floridian if... You refer to a thunderstorm as a "light show".
I swear, lightning does not deter my friends in Tampa! LOL
you might be a Floridian....if the slightest breeze happens to ruffle ur hair...and you say..."Oh, it's Heaven, it's Heaven"!
you might be a Floridian....if ur Mom has to drag you out of the water at the beach
you might be a Floridian....when ur A/C breaks and you dial 9-1-1 !
Been having quite a few "light shows" lately!
Might be a Floridian if..... you open the door to walk outside from an A/C home it is like hitting a brick wall. The humidity has been horrendous!
Welcome to Florida!
you might be a Floridian....if the only clothes & shoes you have are a bathing suite and flip-flops.....
you might be a Floridian....if the only part of ur body not tanned is ur butt-crack.....