me_punctured
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Eyeth said:Green Eggs and Ham.
Sorry, couldn't resist!
Sam-am-I, how I've missed you!
Eyeth said:Green Eggs and Ham.
Sorry, couldn't resist!
Liebling:-))) said:
Hey, I just thought you were gonna go Jonathan Swift on us.me_punctured said:I was being facet--- silly.
Lighten up, people!
Nuty said:Good move by telling him "You're right" when you know that he is doofus... Why wasting your time... lol
ayala920 said:Tonight I discovered Chunky Monkey ice cream, and I'm trying to figure out where it has been all my life.
ayala920 said:You're trying desperately to ruin it for me, aren't you? Well, it won't work!
me_punctured said:No, dear, I'm just being matter-of-factly. Do you know what is in your salad, by the way?
me_punctured said:No, dear, I'm just being matter-of-factly. Do you know what is in your salad, by the way?
ayala920 said:As a vegetarian who is often forced to eat salads due to lack of accomodations, I avoid salad as much as possible. Our friend discovered that when I frowned at a restaurant's menu selection and he offered, "But they have salad."
Endymion said:Bug limbs! By the miniscule parts per million and parts per billion!
me_punctured said:That's ancient knowledge. Nice to meet you, stranger, and thank you for not interrupting my conversation with ayala920 again.
me_punctured said:I do not like the sound of the excessive salad eating situation. Do none of your friends have the decency to invite you over to their houses and cook an orgasmically delicious meal for you? Or even concoct a simple sandwich? I made egg salad (from scratch, as usual) for today's potluck and still have leftovers. You would've liked it. I can also make the vegan version of egg salad, since you're pro-tofu, and pack brown bags....
ayala920 said:Back home the majority of my friends are poor college students, though I do give them props for trying their best to accommodate me (one of my dear friends invites me over frequently, and her fiance cooks some mean stir fry). However, out here my friends are limited to... Well, you know the only person out here I'd consider a close friend, and I bet you can guess whether I'm getting, as you put it, "orgasmically delicious" meals.
Endymion said:It is, as well, a pleasure to make your acquaintance, ma'am. You may know me as the venerable Endymion, humble as a drunk Dennis Rodman. It is, as always, my aim to please.