Worst Pick-up lines challenge!

Two of my favorites (math related):

I wish I was your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves.

and,

I hope I'm not being obtuse, but I think you're definitely acute dude :P
 
here's one I got from a date eons ago " can you lip read just as good down here? "
the guy pointed to his pants...

eh, he was dumped after that one.
 
no sense understand what is you, I guess think so love!
 
warpedpink said:
Explain. I see no reason why I can't use that on a cute guy.
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because this thread is about "Worst Pick-Up Lines".

Any girls using any lines on guys ain't the worst - it's the best one! and you'll get what you want! :lol:
 
Hey, someone want to see you in _______'s bedroom.
When I came in, she followed me and came in, closed the door, and kiss-raped me.
Not cool.
:barf:
 
kbnyc said:
Two of my favorites (math related):

I wish I was your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves.

and,

I hope I'm not being obtuse, but I think you're definitely acute dude :P
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We need DareDevel in here !!! :lol:
 
"Hey baby, I've got a set nail clippers and a bottle of thousand island. What'd'ya say we go to my place?"
 
Me neither, that's why I find it funny. I got it from my buddy down the hall - I couldn't stop laughing.

I mean, imagine a guy came up to you and said that... what would you do?

If a girl said that to me... I'd either run or play along with the joke.

"...Go on..." I'd say. hahaha
 
authentic said:
Hey, someone want to see you in _______'s bedroom.
When I came in, she followed me and came in, closed the door, and kiss-raped me.
Not cool.
:barf:
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huh I don't understand no sense! you are serious!!
 
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