For the little goblins? Chewables saturated with empty calories, high fructose corn syrup and partially hydrogenated oils. I love encouraging unhealthy eating habits and upping sugar-related aggression!
I'd hand out gala apples, but they cost much more than store-brought candies do. I'd hand out butter cookies, but they are too-time consuming and of course expensive to make from scratch. And I don't have that much butter in the fridge. Perhaps I should hand out nutrition facts, printed in big, bold black soy ink on recycled paper.
I like my house too much, though.