Miserable failures....the oil clean-up

TXgolfer said:
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An angry obama announced today "I will not rest until Ford tows their defective Pinto from the highway. Furthermore, I am demanding Ford set up a fund to compensate families who may run into the Pinto before they tow it off. I have solicited help from the greatest minds from the automotive industry and acadimia to discover why Ford's Pinto is defective. There will be no questions today. I have a 2pm tee time. Thank you."
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but... that's what just happened (few different details)... shame that they didn't care about 500+ people who died from it.... burned alive.
 
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OBAMA: GOLF BENEFICIAL TO U.S.

Source: TXG Media

Today obama defended his time on the golf course as a complex plan to restore the U.S. and achieve bipartisanship. "Look, for 18 months the party of no has complained about my wasteful spending. What they fail to realize is that I can't play golf and sign spending bills at the same time" obama said. obama claims he saves the country money in other ways as well. "Let me tell you about Fred..... Fred is an old, poor hardworking bank security guard who lost his job due to job cutbacks by the big banks. But, now that I have almost every lawyer in the country suing or defending every bank and business plus threw every Dr into panic with Health care reform, golf courses are empty. Now that golf courses are empty they are the safest place for me to be and I no longer need a Secret Service detail. I was able to fire my Secret Service detail and hire Fred the security guard so you see.......I not only saved the taxpayers money......I created a job. Plus have you seen my swing? Those that oppose fail to realize that those lost golf balls and broken windows create jobs as well" Vice President Biden patted obama on the shoulder and was overheard saying "It's a bad F***ing swing". The President then turned to the media for questions but being pleased with obama's statement they instead broke out into the "mmm mmm mmm" song. One reporter did appear to question the President but he could not be heard over the singing. He was later seen being escorted from the premises by Fred.
 
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TXgolfer said:
THIS JUST IN

OBAMA: GOLF BENEFICIAL TO U.S.

Source: TXG Media

Today obama defend his time on the golf course as a complex plan to restore the U.S. and achieve bipartisanship. "Look, for 18 months the party of no has complained about my wasteful spending. What they fail to realize is that I can't play golf and sign spending bills at the same time" obama said. obama claims he saves the country money in other ways as well. "Let me tell you about Fred..... Fred is an old, poor hardworking bank security guard who lost his job due to job cutbacks by the big banks. But, now that I have almost every lawyer in the country suing or defending every bank and business plus threw every Dr into panic with Health care reform golf courses are empty. Now that golf courses are empty they are the safest place for me to be and I no longer need a Secret Service detail. I was able to fire my Secret Service detail and hire Fred the security guard so you see.......I not only saved the taxpayers money......I created a job. Plus have you seen my swing? Those that oppose fail to realize that those lost golf balls and broken windows create jobs as well" Vice President Biden patted obama on the shoulder and was overheard saying "It's a bad F***ing swing". The President then turned to the media for questions but being pleased with obama's statement they instead broke out into the "mmm mmm mmm" song. One reporter did appear to question the President but he could not be heard over the singing. He was later seen being escorted from the premises by Fred.
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lol
 
lot of time on your hand? ;)
 
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