Mad Jeopardy!

[AlleyCat]

What @Cappy stuffs his tighty-whities with.

Lantern.

 

[Cappy]

What you can find duct taped in front of @AlleyCat vehicle, when a head lamp goes out.

Pencil.

 

[AlleyCat]

What @Cappy writes his grocery list with, when he can’t find his crayons.

Improve.

 

[Cappy]

What @AlleyCat tells herself, in her failed attempt to count past 10.

Flame.

 

[AlleyCat]

What @Cappy uses to shave his nose hairs with.

King

 

[Cappy]

The size of the corn on @AlleyCat big toe.

Mustard.

 

[AlleyCat]

What @Cappy uses to finger-paint with.

Fried chicken.

 

[Cappy]

What did @AlleyCat try to order at Taco Bell?

Triangle.

 

[AlleyCat]

The kind of love @Cappy needs.

Quesadillas.

 

[Cappy]

What @AlleyCat thought was a sex toy.

Text.

 

[AlleyCat]

What @AlleyCat thought was a sex toy.

Text.

What @Cappy was doing while he mowed two rows today.

Train station.

 

[Cappy]

Where you can find @AlleyCat napping.

Silver.

 

[AlleyCat]

Where you can find @AlleyCat napping.

Silver.

What all of @Cappy teeth are coated with. Really, gold would’ve been more valuable

Turquoise.

 

[femme Fatale]

What is @AlleyCat new skin tone after trying a lavish blueberry makeover?

Platinum

 

[Calvin]

What is @femme Fatale new blonde hairstyle after a makeover.

Diamond

 

[femme Fatale]

What did @Calvin lose worth $10k last night at a strip club?

Mirror

 

[Calvin]

What did @femme Fatale use to create a fire.

Door

 

[femme Fatale]

What did @Calvin drill holes into to be a peeping tom?

Swimming pool

 

[Calvin]

What did @femme Fatale use to swim into to pull down men's swimwear.

Sauna

 

[femme Fatale]

What did @Calvin resort to after losing his trunks?

Lubrication