Mad Jeopardy!

[AlleyCat]

What outdoorsy men like @The Finlander are made of.

Leash

 

[Calvin]

What @femme Fatale use to keep her JD&C closeby.

Package

 

[femme Fatale]

What @Calvin claims to have.

Tongs

 

[Calvin]

What @femme Fatale use for antenna on her head.

Rolling pin

 

[femme Fatale]

What did @Calvin have to use after losing his vehicle’s fuel door?

XXX

 

[Calvin]

What actor in that movie @femme Fatale is a fan of?

Waterbed

 

[femme Fatale]

What does @Calvin use in a nightly tryst to play Captain Morgan?

Hands

 

[Calvin]

What did @femme Fatale use for my bowling ball to get a strike.

Feet

 

[AlleyCat]

What goes in @Calvin mouth when he talks?

Ruler.

 

[Cappy]

What @AlleyCat pretends to be when calling herself Queen of the North.

Progress.

 

[AlleyCat]

What @ Cappy thinks is after mowing just one row of his yard and then putting the mower away for the day.

Curling iron

 

[Cappy]

Lmao.

What @AlleyCat returned to the store because she didnt know how to use it.

Window.

 

[AlleyCat]

The item of opportunity @Cappy always fails to recognize after being seduced by his favorite coffee.

Wire brush.

 

[Cappy]

What @AlleyCat needs to scrub her feet with.

Paper.

 

[AlleyCat]

What @AlleyCat needs to scrub her feet with.

Paper.

What @Cappy thinks his countertops are made of.

Deli.

 

[Cappy]

Counter tops. Is what @AlleyCat licks in her spare time.

Gravel.

 

[AlleyCat]

The stuff @Cappy brain is filled with after he sees Karuba.

Charlie Brown.

 

[Cappy]

Who was @AlleyCat first kiss with?

Lips.

 

[AlleyCat]

What gets chapped all the time when @Cappy washes his face with sandpaper?

Antlers.

 

[Cappy]

What @AlleyCat says, when someone questions how her Aunt is doing.

Baseball.