Let's make up our own Christmas

hahaha u did good job here...
 
We Wish You a Merry Christmas

We wish you postwhoring;
We wish you chaos;
We wish you flaming and inflammatory remarks.
Good friends we bring to you and your members
Good posts for AllDeaf and the members.

Oh, bring us way-outta-there opinions;
Oh, bring us huh? statements;
Oh bring us nonsense posts and a bigot here and there.
We won’t post until we get questions;
We won’t post until we get quotes;
We won’t post until we get edits, so bring some postwhorers right here.

We wish you postwhoring;
We wish you chaos;
We wish you flaming and inflammatory remarks.
 
Snoopy's Christmas

The news had come out in the first AllDeaf post
The bloody PostWhore was postwhoring once more

Alex ignored all of his mods
And called on RoadRunner to do it again.

Was the night before Christmas, 1,000 posts,
When RoadRunner when up in search of his foe
He spied the PostWhore, fiercely they posted
With Angel on her wings, RoadRunner knew he was safe.

AllDeaf threads, those AllDeaf threads,
Posts out from the forum
Asking members of all the world
And chaos to Alex

The PostWhore had RoadRunner dead in her sights
She reached for her keyboard to tap it hard
Why she didn’t post, well, we’ll never know
Or was it the posts from the forum below.

AllDeaf threads, those AllDeaf threads,
Posts out from the forum
Asking members of all the world
And chaos to Alex

The PostWhore made RoadRunner fly to the Forum
And forced him to land in General Chat
RoadRunner was certain that this was the end
When the PostWhore cried out, “Merrry Christmas, my friend”

The PostWhore offered a Twisted Carol
And RoadRunner, our hero, saluted his hostess
And then with a post they were both on their posting
Each knowing they’d meet on some other day.

AllDeaf threads, those AllDeaf threads,
Posts out from the forum
Asking members of all the world
And chaos to Alex
 
White Christmas

I’m dreaming of a yellow Christmas
Just like the ones I used to know
Where the dogs roam
And children tiptoe
To see the dogs whizzing in the snow

I’m dreaming of a yellow Christmas
With every snowfall I see
May your dogs be curbed
And may all your Christmases be yellow.

I’m dreaming of a yellow Christmas
With every snowfall I see
May your dogs be curbed
And may all your Christmases be yellow.
 
Old Toy Trains

Old farts, brown stains
Torn underwear hanging from a shower rod
Flung by a dirty old man undressed
Old man, don’t you think it’s time to buy new underwear?

Close your eyes
Don’t sniff the air
All is dank, all is filthy
Soon you’ll pass out from the smell

Old farts, brown stains
Torn underwear hanging from a shower rod
Flung by a dirty old man undressed
Old man, don’t you think it’s time to buy new underwear?

Close your eyes
Don’t sniff the air
All is dank, all is filthy
Soon you’ll pass out from the smell

Old farts, brown stains
Torn underwear hanging from a shower rod
Flung by a dirty old man undressed
Old man, don’t you think it’s time to buy new underwear?
 
Over The River and Through the Woods

Over the closet shelf and through the hanging clothes
To unwrapped presents we go
The kids know the secret hiding places
Through attics and dark basements.

Over the closet shelf and through the hanging clothes
Oh, how the kids does scamper
They squeal and fuss over the gifts
As over the shelves they go.

Over the closet shelf and through the hanging clothes
To have a full knowledge of gifts
Oh, hear the squeals of kids finding the gifts
For they are not yet wrapped.

Over the closet shelf and through the hanging clothes
Trot fast the little feet;
Under the bed just like a weasel,
For they are not yet wrapped.

Over the closet shelf and through the hanging clothes
And straight through the drawers
It seems that we never get to wrap them first
The kids find them first.

Over the closet shelf and through the hanging clothes
Now Grandma’s gift they spy,
Hurrah for wrapping, the gift’s wrapped
Hurrah for the only surprise left.
 
Pat-A-Pan

Willie, bring your little boyfriend;
Robin, bring your girlfriend and come;
And be queer while you play.

Tu-re-lu-re-lu.
Pat-a-pan-a-pan.
Come be queer while you play,
Let us make our Christmas queer!

When the drag queens of olden days
To the Drag Kings gave leather,
On the wig and props did use

Tu-re-lu-re-lu.
Pat-a-pan-a-pan.
On the wig and props did use
So their hearts were gay and queer!

Man and woman today become
More in tune than wig and prop
So be queer while you play.

Tu-re-lu-re-lu.
Pat-a-pan-a-pan.
On the wig and props did use
Simper and strut this Christmas day!
 
Snow For Johnny

Please send some money
Some money for Johnny
He needs to pay
Child support.

It was a week just before Christmas
Way down South
A big boy was kneeling by his girlfriend
In a manner nervous and sweaty.

I listened as he said to his girlfriend
His voice came high-pitched and cracking.
He said, “If you love me,
You’ll give me some sex.”

Please send some money
Some money for Johnny
He needs to pay
Child support.

I’d like to whack him up his head
For getting me pregnant,
I’ve had enough of him and his hardheadness,
Got a teenie weenie too.

Yes, everything is ready
And I’m all set to deliver the kid
How can I get child support
When I haven’t any job

Please send some money
Some money for Johnny
He needs to pay
Child support.

Now, early Christmas morning,
Much to his surprise
No money by the penny
Were coming to him.

Down the stairs and out of door
As slow as he could go
So sad that no one
Had send him any money.

Thanks for the lesson
No money for Johnny
Now he can go get a job
And pay for child support.

Thanks for the lesson
No money for Johnny
Now he can go get a job
And pay for child support.

Thanks for the lesson
No money for Johnny
Now he can go get a job
And pay for child support.
 
Best Christmas songs award goes to.....DreamDeaf!!

*grins and laughters*

Everytime I come on line, I go to this very first thread here, enjoying this Christmas songs written by DD , making me smile and chuckles.....

If I had to give away an award for the best Christmas songs, you have my vote! ;)

Thank you DD for the cute, funni and great AD Christmas songs, I really enjoyed reading them!! and you bring so much happiness in all of us for the past few weeks now and knowing what Christmas is really about is having the laughters, the tears and the smiles....What can we do without you girl!!! :hug:

Once again, Thanks for making us feel good about Christmas and being close to our friends!!

Merry Christmas DD, and you have a great one girl!!! and Merry Christmas to all of you!!! :ily:
 
sorry

I feel pretty bad because I am not able to post the last three twisted songs and the song with a few changes today. I seem to have re~injured my knee and I am stuck to my bes with this rinky dinky SK2. All the songs are on my work computer.

However, if I'm able to go back to work on Monday, I'll post the last song as it pertains to the New Year, also.

Anyone wanting to get in touch with me, can PM me...

Until then ~ have a merry holiday season, may you and your loved ones be safe, secure and warm under the mistletoe and be good... Or I'll sneak in and steal all your presents!

Take care, my friends.
 
God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen

Finally.

This is the last song I promised.

Christmas is over, the New Year is looming bright...

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God rest ye merry, AllDeaf, let nothing you dismay,
Remember Christ our Savior was born on Christmas Day;
To save us all from Satan’s power when we were gone astray.

Refrain
O tidings of comfort and joy, comfort and joy;
O tidings of comfort and joy.

In Bethlehem, in Israel, this blessèd Babe was born,
And laid within a manger upon this blessèd morn;
The which His mother Mary did nothing take in scorn.

Refrain
O tidings of comfort and joy, comfort and joy;
O tidings of comfort and joy.

From God our heavenly Father a blessèd angel came;
And unto certain shepherds brought tidings of the same;
How that in Bethlehem was born the Son of God by name.

Refrain
O tidings of comfort and joy, comfort and joy;
O tidings of comfort and joy.

“Fear not, then,” said the angel, “Let nothing you afright
This day is born a Savior of a pure Virgin bright,
To free all those who trust in Him from Satan’s power and might.”

Refrain
O tidings of comfort and joy, comfort and joy;
O tidings of comfort and joy.

The shepherds at those tidings rejoiced much in mind,
And left their flocks a-feeding in tempest, storm and wind,
And went to Bethl’em straightaway this blessèd Babe to find.

Refrain
O tidings of comfort and joy, comfort and joy;
O tidings of comfort and joy.

But when to Bethlehem they came where our dear Savior lay,
They found Him in a manger where oxen feed on hay;
His mother Mary kneeling unto the Lord did pray.

Refrain
O tidings of comfort and joy, comfort and joy;
O tidings of comfort and joy.

Now to the Lord sing praises all you members within AllDeaf,
And with true love and brotherhood each other now embrace;
This holy tide of Christmas all others doth deface.

Refrain
O tidings of comfort and joy, comfort and joy;
O tidings of comfort and joy.

God bless the “e”minstrator of AllDeaf, and send him long to reign,
And many a merry Christmas may live to see again;
Among your friends and kindred that live both far and near—

That God send you a happy new year, happy new year,
And God send you a happy new year.
 
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