Let's make up our own Christmas

Every body stops and stares at me These two teeth are gone as you can see
I don't know just who to blame for this oh it's you DreamDeaf *slap hands* All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth, my two front teeth, see my two front teeth! Gee, if I could only have my two front teeth, Gosh oh gee, how happy I'd be, if I could only whistle (thhhh)...
 
"For my secret admirer" (If I have one) LOL!

I'll have a blue Christmas without you; I'll be so blue thinking about you.
Decorations of red on a green Christmas tree Won't mean a thing if you're not here with me. I'll have a blue Christmas, that's certain; And when that blue heartache starts hurting, You'll be doing all right with your Christmas of white,
But I'll have a blue, blue Christmas.

Have yourself a Merry Little AllDeaf Christmas

Have yourself a Merry little AllDeaf Christmas,
Let your heart be light From now on, our troubles will be out of sight
Have yourself a Merry little AllDeaf Christmas, Make the Yule-tide gay,
From now on, our troubles will be miles away. Here were are as in olden days,
happy golden days of yore. Faithful friends like DreamDeaf, Meg, Roadrunner, Beowulf, VamPryoX, tekkmortal, Alex, E,^Angel^, Malfoyish, Liza, Katzie,TweetyBird, MizzDeaf, Flyfree, Javapride, Magastu, Deaf258, Reba; Peachylady, kuifje75, Liebling; Wildkatress, SleepyTaz and alot more are dear to us
gather near to us once more. Through the years of AllDeaf we all will be together If the Fates allow Hang a shining star upon the highest bough.
And have yourself a Merry little AllDeaf Christmas now.:ily: :hug:
 
*thud* DD -- theyre GREAT posts abt AD!!!!!! u should get published! :lol:

psst Cheri -- i might be one of those hidden secret admirers :shock: *disappears* :lol:
 
Peachy Lady said:
TweetyBird, so sorry to read that you have been sick. Hope you can bring fever down soon so that you can enjoy the holidays. :hug: ;)
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THANKS THANKS!!! now i feel better whew.. :hug:
 
Run, Run Rudolph

Out of all the dogs you know you’re the laziest
Run, run Spot, Dick aint too far behind

Run, run Spot, Dick got to make it to the door
Dick make him hurry, he can take the doggie door out
Run, run Spot, a wheezing like a train whistle

Said Dick to Spot, “What have you been lazing for?”
“All I want for Christmas is for you to feed and leave me alone”
And away went Spot a wheezing like a steam boiler

Run, run Spot, Dick got to make it to the door
Dick make him hurry, he can take the doggie door out
Run, run Spot, a wheezing like a train whistle

Said Dick to Spot “What have you been lazing for?”
“A bone to worry over, a bone that I can chew on, and sharpen my teeth”
And away went Spot a wheezing like a steam boiler

Run, run Spot, run, run Spot, yeah…
Run, run Spot, run, run Spot, run, run Spot
Dick is coming to the door

Run, run Spot, Dick’s got tot make it to the door
Dick make him hurry, he can take the doggie door out
Run, run Spot, a wheezing like a train whistle

Run, run Spot, run, run Spot, yeah…
Run, run Spot, run, run Spot, run, run Spot
Dick is coming to the door
 
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Step Into Christmas

Welcome to my Scrooge song
I’d like to gripe at you for the season
So I’m not sending you this Christmas card
To say it’s bah humbug to have you here
I’d like to gripe about all the things
Your eyes and mind can see
So jump off the wagon
Oh step into doggie do for me

Step into doggie do for me
Let’s gripe together
We can bitch and moan forever and ever
Eat, drink and be sick
Go away from me
Step into doggie do
There’s no laughter here

Take care in all you do next year
And keep frowning through the days
If we can help to gripe at you
Oh we will find the ways
So never mind Christmas one and all
There’s no place I’d rather be
Than be at home with my cold gruel
Stepping into doggie do for me.
 
With Bells On

I’ll be home without underwear on
I’ll be home without underwear on
Trim the beard and wrap the dildo
Turn the light on
This time I’ll be home without underwear on

I’ve traveled around this nation used the condoms deep and wide
Made lots of babies and disappeared from others lives
It’s rutting time again another year has come and gone
And I can’t keep from wonderin’ how many children I have now

I’ll be home without underwear on
I’ll be home without underwear on
Trim the beard and wrap the dildo
Turn the rap on
This time I’ll be home without underwear on

When the condom is in the toilet and the lights off
And the women are sleeping in beds without sheets
As I clean my privates and the shower is running
There ain’t nothing going to slow me down
This time I’ll be home without underwear on

I’ll be home without underwear on
I’ll be home without underwear on
Trim the beard and wrap the dildo
Turn the rap on
This time I’ll be home without underwear on
 
DreamDeaf said:
Fly Free saw ^Angel^ kissing Road Runner
Underneath the mistletoe last night
She didn’t see Fly Free creep
Down to have a peep
They thought that she was tucked
Up in her bedroom fast asleep
Then Fly Free saw ^Angel^ tickle Road Runner
Underneath his mustache so dark,
Oh
What a scream it would have been if
AllDeaf had only seen ^Angel^ kissing Road Runner last night.
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Aw *grins*....that was cute DD! :giggle:
 
Cheri said:
"For my secret admirer" (If I have one) LOL!

I'll have a blue Christmas without you; I'll be so blue thinking about you.
Decorations of red on a green Christmas tree Won't mean a thing if you're not here with me. I'll have a blue Christmas, that's certain; And when that blue heartache starts hurting, You'll be doing all right with your Christmas of white,
But I'll have a blue, blue Christmas.

Have yourself a Merry Little AllDeaf Christmas

Have yourself a Merry little AllDeaf Christmas,
Let your heart be light From now on, our troubles will be out of sight
Have yourself a Merry little AllDeaf Christmas, Make the Yule-tide gay,
From now on, our troubles will be miles away. Here were are as in olden days,
happy golden days of yore. Faithful friends like DreamDeaf, Meg, Roadrunner, Beowulf, VamPryoX, tekkmortal, Alex, E,^Angel^, Malfoyish, Liza, Katzie,TweetyBird, MizzDeaf, Flyfree, Javapride, Magastu, Deaf258, Reba; Peachylady, kuifje75, Liebling; Wildkatress, SleepyTaz and alot more are dear to us
gather near to us once more. Through the years of AllDeaf we all will be together If the Fates allow Hang a shining star upon the highest bough.
And have yourself a Merry little AllDeaf Christmas now.:ily: :hug:
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GOOOOOOD ONEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! GO GIRL! :)
 
Naw.. I don't think DreamDeaf is obsessed with AllDeaf.. I think she's obsessed with Christmas! ;) Nothing wrong with that!

Thanks to you all who wrote some good songs! :D
 
:lol: oh boy all those go to DD and she is kind same as her own mom :Oops:
 
Baby's First Christmas

It’s an AllDeaf Christmas,
It’s something to see,
Waz and LinuxGold,
Running around putting out fires,
RoadRunner
Is busy with ^Angel^,
E is cleaning the mess up,
For AllDeaf!

It’s an AllDeaf Christmas,
And oh, what trouble we make,
Postwhoring all around,
For every flaming opinion,
It’s a very special AllDeaf Christmas,
A blessing from Alex,
It’s an AllDeaf Christmas,
A Christmas full of threads!

It’s an AllDeaf Christmas,
And oh, what trouble we make,
Postwhoring all around,
For every flaming opinion,
It’s an very special AllDeaf Christmas,
A blessing from Alex,
It’s an AllDeaf Christmas,
A Christmas full of threads!
 
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