Corrupt a wish

caz12 said:
annies wish or mine.

I wish someone cook and clean for me
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granted. your food is terrible. your clothes are shrunk and colored with red clothes.

I wish it doesn't get terribly humid in here all the time.
 
Jiro said:
granted. your food is terrible. your clothes are shrunk and colored with red clothes.

I wish it doesn't get terribly humid in here all the time.
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Granted your place has turned into a frozen wonderland and its 20 below all the time


I wish I'm on Batman show and the Joker always win
 
granted but you may have to stuff and eat the penguin first

8 hours uninterrupted peaceful sleep wake up refreshed
 
caz12 said:
granted but you may have to stuff and eat the penguin first

8 hours uninterrupted peaceful sleep wake up refreshed
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Granted you'll get ur sleep peace. But when you wake up ill hire an rock n roll band in your living room and you'll have to eat breakfast listening to all their songs.

I wish the WWE was real
 
The Joker said:
Granted you'll get ur sleep peace. But when you wake up ill hire an rock n roll band in your living room and you'll have to eat breakfast listening to all their songs.

I wish the WWE was real
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Granted and nobody cares

I wish toads could fly
 
Granted but now you have to buy Toad traps for the toad infestation in your house.


I wish cars could drive themselves.
 
The Joker said:
Granted you hear now but everyone speaks Korean which you don't understand

I wish i planed a money tree on my backyard
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wish granted. the money tree has grown so fast and huge that it reached to the sky

I wish it's winter already.
 
Jiro said:
wish granted. the money tree has grown so fast and huge that it reached to the sky

I wish it's winter already.
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Granted but not winter enough in New Jersey.

I wish that you move to Alaska.
 
Foxrac said:
Granted but not winter enough in New Jersey.

I wish that you move to Alaska.
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Granted. Jiro moves to Alaska and becomes a world champion polar bear hunter and PETA sues him for hunting without a license and he is forced to live in an igloo.

I wish for a Harley Davidson Road King
 
Steinhauer said:
Granted. Jiro moves to Alaska and becomes a world champion polar bear hunter and PETA sues him for hunting without a license and he is forced to live in an igloo. (and my neighbor turned out to be Sarah Palin and we had a good chat over hot chocolate)

I wish for a Harley Davidson Road King
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wish granted. you got involved in biker gang war in Waco. (too soon? :lol:)

I wish there's more info on Honda African Twin coming out next year
 
Jiro said:
wish granted. you got involved in biker gang war in Waco. (too soon? :lol:)

I wish there's more info on Honda African Twin coming out next year
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Granted it has over 10,000 HP goes over 200MPH you can climb hills and go fast in the dessert but it last only 6 months and you gotta get the whole engine repaired.

I wish NASA would build the Enterprise so we can visit the new super earth.
 
The Joker said:
Granted it has over 10,000 HP goes over 200MPH you can climb hills and go fast in the dessert but it last only 6 months and you gotta get the whole engine repaired.

I wish NASA would build the Enterprise so we can visit the new super earth.
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Wish granted. We are able to travel to the new super earth and it turns out all life inhabiting the planet are Justin Beiber clones.

I wish I had my pilot's license.
 
Steinhauer said:
Wish granted. We are able to travel to the new super earth and it turns out all life inhabiting the planet are Justin Beiber clones.

I wish I had my pilot's license.
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Granted but you don't have enough money to buy a plane.

Go to gas station and fill out the lottery to see if you could win.

I wish that I could graduate this year so college lifestyle sucks.
 
Foxrac said:
I wish that I could graduate this year so college lifestyle sucks.
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Granted you graduated but as you look for a job nobody called you.But you suddenly took a job working at a hotel as a busboy

I wish i was a guest on Jimmy Fallon show
 
Wish granted.
Jimmy Fallon kept addressing you as Jack, you told the best jokes in the whole world,
and at one point you both realized this is your real face :)


I wish I was very pretty, very smart, very powerful and everybody loved me.
hey, wait a minute, it already happened! :giggle:

Ok, I wish I could grant wishes :fly:


Fuzzy
 
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