Corrupt a wish

The Joker

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In this thread, make a wish. But first corrupt the wish above you.

For instance:
A: i wish i could fly
B: Granted, but you are transformed into a fly and only have a lifespan of a few days.


Ok ill Start

I wish for 10 million dollars.
 
Granted. but Uncle Sam taxed you and you used the remaining amount to pay off all of your bills, loans, mortgages, etc. now you have $10 left.

I wish for world peace.
 
Jiro said:
Granted. but Uncle Sam taxed you and you used the remaining amount to pay off all of your bills, loans, mortgages, etc. now you have $10 left.

I wish for world peace.
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Granted

Now you are Miss America!
 
Jiro said:
Granted. but Uncle Sam taxed you and you used the remaining amount to pay off all of your bills, loans, mortgages, etc. now you have $10 left.

I wish for world peace.
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Same here , I wish for world peace too .
 
The Joker said:
Granted, Now the Animals are declaring war.

I wish i could flow like a butterfly and sting like a bee.
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Granted but your stinger is made of rubber so it doesn't really sting.

I wish for cats that could sign. (For Derek!)
 
you just been sued using muhammeds ali's catch phrase

my wish get over spider phobia
 
caz12 said:
you just been sued using muhammeds ali's catch phrase

my wish get over spider phobia
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Granted Your DR Cured you of spider phobia. But Wait he sends you to a lab uses spiders on you now you have spider phobia all over again


I wish theres a real Genie that grants me 3 real wishes
 
there is called a gin(not with tonic)but you got be muslim with 4 wives (for real)and wish do come true but with a price.

wish on beach in Jamaica with cocktail and nice young man rubbing suntan cream on me back(ohhhhhhhhhh please)
 
caz12 said:
there is called a gin(not with tonic)but you got be muslim with 4 wives (for real)and wish do come true but with a price.

wish on beach in Jamaica with cocktail and nice young man rubbing suntan cream on me back(ohhhhhhhhhh please)
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Granted but it turns out he's escaped from prison! :shock:

Wish I were 20 years old
 
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